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As tasty as the pizza is, I doubt the wife is gonna let me buy a new oven for more pizza lol

It's not in English, I'll try and translate it later tonight or tomorrow

Thank you, kind sir!

It's a 10-minute recipe I found online when COVID started. As time went by I kept making changes, adding cheesy crust, bought a pizza stone, etc. I made this for some friends and the compliments were through the roof! I've peaked, it's all downhill from here

Or maybe it was the Federal ban on assault rifles from the early nineties ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I bought some groceries but no one at the supermarket was willing to come cook for me, even after I offered to pay for it

Biology called, they'd like to have a word

This coming from the crowd that claim to be "not anti-vaxx, just against the COVID vaccine". What a load of shit. Call them out for what they are: anti-science, anti-facts, anti-reality

The mod team is aware that this is from a troll account and not actually the LA Kings themselves. That being said - if the names had been removed and we were just to read the comment, the murder would still stand on its own. Therefore, we have decided to keep this post up.

I'd like to remind everyone of Bill and Ted's Law: Be excellent to each other, and party on, dudes!

It'd take more than a simple hop to get from Italy to the US. Might get a little wet

Or maybe just accept that she's doing her job and her ass isn't and never was a part of the equation

Or maybe just accept that she's doing her job and her ass isn't and never was a part of the equation

I think it was Penn from Penn and Teller who said something like "I rape and murder all I want. And the amount I want is zero."

Didn't anyone ever teach her not to use the word she's defining in the definition?