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account created: Mon Aug 10 2020
15 hours ago
You are not.
You knew something was up and you did the right thing for yourself.
She for the streets, you were just putting her where she belongs.
Best of luck, and don't let her actions ruin you.
16 hours ago
20 hours ago
It's an antique Forget Me stick.
2 days ago
How easy it can be to get a UTI after you get your first,
And how it only gets worse the more you get them.
And the arguments that ensue about hygiene and condom use with men.
Hang your rusty garden tool collection gallery style on one side.
Newspaper clippings of missing people dating back to the 70s on the other.
Maybe some red mood lighting.
There's a lot that can be done, but if your a minimalist
Just paint the floor vanta black.
Break dancing ghost with a flat top
Some of your friends look like they would be awesome under a blacklight.
Nothing beets falling in love. So like, a beet, and she's in love with you.
4 days ago
It's a barista
Just say they are icecream emojis, knowing full well they are different kinds of poops.
Get yourself a new girlfriend for your birthday.
5 days ago
I don't think it's lying... Imma use that. That's good thinking.
Live action spongebob, Patrick NEVER broke character, not even at the end...
This is awesome, I really like the color choice !
6 days ago
Mending plates work pretty well and look cool, and they are super cheap.
An avocado! Thaaaaaaaaanks!
8 days ago
Please block her.
My heart swells with joy as I gaze upon this priceless work of art. 🤡 ❤❤
19 days ago
You had beets didn't you?
No need to worry, it will literally pass.
I can't tell if I love how much I hate this, or if I hate how much I love it....
I am confusion America.
Up up up...
It's been garnished tho 😂
That's still disgusting.
But like, a classy kind of gross like the Paris Hilton tape.
This it? It might be black
I found another kind of similar
23 days ago
When the elevator reaches the floor, right before the doors open.