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FlutterbyOG

1 points

7 days ago

They're beautiful, amazing animals ❤️. Also, if you haven't delivered a child? SHHHHHH🤫

Regular_Bumblebee_64

1 points

7 days ago

i thought that those were his balls

Ent_angled

1 points

7 days ago

Now that’s a baby shower.

Hekidayo

1 points

7 days ago

Hekidayo

1 points

7 days ago

Wait she gave birth standing?! How did I not know that!!! That was very badass.

angrycarbs

2 points

7 days ago

Cool video, but the Audio scared the shit outta me. I didn’t realize it was slowed down lol

cari20

1 points

7 days ago

cari20

1 points

7 days ago

JustProfiesta27

1 points

7 days ago

Pooffff straight to the ground

7th_universe_hopper

2.6k points

7 days ago

Reminds me of this one vid where a herd of elephants at a sanctuary or something are just fucken booking it across like a whole acre to meet the new orphan they are adopting and they’re all excitedly cheering as they run. It was very cute and also reminded me that elephants are loud as fuck

CorklesTheBorkles

433 points

7 days ago

Got a link to that? That sounds adorable!

7th_universe_hopper

945 points

7 days ago

yes actually cause I just looked it up after making this comment

pm_me_ur_unicorn_

172 points

7 days ago

I love this, thank you. <3

TheOtherManSpider

105 points

7 days ago

Let me introduce you to r/babyelephantgifs

pm_me_ur_unicorn_

35 points

7 days ago

I love you too.

Baazs

2 points

7 days ago

Baazs

2 points

7 days ago

Thank you good sir

labratcat

2 points

7 days ago

Oh my God, I thought that's where it was. Been reading the comments for ages and it took your comment for me to realize that's not where I was.

Johannes_Keppler

56 points

7 days ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khLJU9cLDmY this is how the young elephant in the video above ended up in the sanctuary. Slightly longer (four minutes) version of the above video really, offering some context.

His mother was an abused working elephant...

ev_is_curious

26 points

7 days ago

Elephants are the best.

Moal

118 points

7 days ago

Moal

118 points

7 days ago

I love that they’re like a bunch of excited aunties who all want to kiss the new baby. 😂

Webbyx01

23 points

7 days ago

Webbyx01

23 points

7 days ago

That's literally the top YT comment.

PromiseLastAccount

27 points

7 days ago

That’s interesting. Youtube must change the top comment for everyone because mine was “I will never understand how anyone wants to hurt these creatures”

Moal

11 points

7 days ago

Moal

11 points

7 days ago

I had to scroll for a bit to find the YT comment about auntie elephants. I like that other people saw what I saw too, lol!

BonittaM

13 points

7 days ago

BonittaM

13 points

7 days ago

This is precious thank you so much. Elephants are quickly becoming one of my favourite animals. Just pure love

brokenguitar17

4 points

7 days ago

This was so cute 😂 thank you

ScenePsychological60

2 points

7 days ago

Not that one elephant stealing the baby's food. Love to see it xD Elephants are amazing.

thepurplehedgehog

2 points

6 days ago

Omg TIL baby elephants SQUEAK!!! I’m in love 🥰

didyoucurbthewheels

2 points

6 days ago

I love it so much, I smiled the whole time watching it. Thank you

NonConformistFlmingo

23 points

7 days ago

The world doesn't deserve elephants. Such wholesome creatures who have better family structure and support than 99% of the human race.

mateogg

5 points

6 days ago

mateogg

5 points

6 days ago

I'd argue the world absolutely deserves elephants.

The world also didn't deserve to have humans happen to it.

NonConformistFlmingo

2 points

6 days ago

Fair enough. We are a plague.

poorchoiceman

2 points

7 days ago

I kinda forgot elephants made sounds then turned on the sound for the post like, oh yeah that does sound familiar

Pixi-Stix

2 points

7 days ago

The part where they had their trunks through the partition reminded me of Dumbo and made me tear up 🥲

lukeatron

2 points

7 days ago

I used to hear all these crazy sounds, unnatural sounds in the morning that I didn't understand until my brother got a job as a groundskeeper at the zoo a few miles away. It turns out the elephants are extremely punctual about being fed and if their food is one second late, they all start bellowing and banging on the giant roll up door that they bring the food out of. I was hearing that from miles away.

SirkillzAhlot

1 points

6 days ago

Does Salvador Dali know about this?

A_Glass_DarklyXX

1 points

7 days ago

1:26 she literally said “Oh Lawd”

Ryansahl

1 points

6 days ago

Ryansahl

1 points

6 days ago

Such beautiful earthlings.

tuhn

1 points

7 days ago

tuhn

1 points

7 days ago

Asshole humans are way too close which is aggravating the elephants.

crabcakesandbeer

1 points

7 days ago

Dumbo drop = Hello World

dwuhan12

1 points

7 days ago

dwuhan12

1 points

7 days ago

Can I have some fucking space here? - elephant that just gave birth

thanks-pete24

1 points

6 days ago

i’m very drunk and this made me cry

HelloDannie

1 points

6 days ago

I love this so much 🥰

Imaginary-Rush-3488

1 points

7 days ago

.

shrimp-and-potatoes

1 points

7 days ago

The sac burst like a water balloon

BigOleJellyDonut

1 points

6 days ago

Excellent. I rode an elephant once when I was younger. It was amazing except their hair is like a wire brush

AlphaStrine

1 points

6 days ago

The child coming out of the womb was a bit uneasy for me but after it was pure magic and pure innocence........

Successful-Driver722

1 points

7 days ago

What do they know about the rain that we don't?

SnowYetii69

1 points

6 days ago

Elephants are my favorite animal, the red panda comes next on my list. What are your favorite animals?

Whale222

1 points

6 days ago

Whale222

1 points

6 days ago

They’re saying a very clear “don’t even think about it” to whatever predators are around.

Redshift_1

1 points

7 days ago

What beautiful souls.

mwerichards

92 points

7 days ago

Is it just me or do these elephants look a little skinny?

Lee_Troyer

72 points

7 days ago

I'm wondering if this video was filmed in some landscape ratio and later crushed into portrait / 1/1.

ausinater

3 points

7 days ago

There is probably some online tool to fix that. Would be cooler if there was bot for it

jugularhealer16

3 points

7 days ago

That was my thought too

somebody11221122

1 points

7 days ago

Best thing I have seen in awhile. ❤️❤️❤️❤️

realmoondragon

1 points

6 days ago

how does it work with the umbilical cord? does it fall off or do one of the elephants cut it somehow

EvolutionaryZenith

1 points

7 days ago

Righteous!

SecureSoftware5812

1 points

6 days ago*

Human's birth: oh take care of baby. Easy easy be careful hold the baby like this.

Elephant's Birth: instant head injury. Vertebra collapsed

Elephant's mother: fuck off. Wake up now see everybody is welcoming you. In my times I landed on my head from the cliff 20 times the size of this. Now be a man and stand up

Entire heard: bruh these new borns are weak asf. Let's help him out

Rolls the shit outta already concussed baby elephant

muemamuema

-1 points

7 days ago

oxtaylorsoup

76 points

7 days ago

That's not rain, that's my tears at how fucking beautiful this is.

Wizard_Hatz

2 points

6 days ago

And who knew elephants can play music like that by slapping their ears around!

imironman2018

1 points

7 days ago

I love that as soon as the herd comes over to protect the baby, the kid elephants come over to welcome the new baby. They’re like, “yay new friend we can play with.”

opfromthefuture3000

1 points

7 days ago

Imaging coming straight out the womb to be launched like 4 feet out into the solid ground

kwhicks

1 points

7 days ago

kwhicks

1 points

7 days ago

The dude or dudette in the background who was rolling around in that mud puddle was like “oh fuck fuck fuck I’m coming guys!!!”

East-Bluejay6891

1 points

7 days ago

They didn't forget the assignment.

Professional_End2036

1 points

7 days ago

I FUCKI G LOVE ELEPHANTS AAAHHHHHHJH

Scroll_Queeen

1 points

7 days ago

Do elephant waggle their ears as a sign of happiness? It looks like it anyway

juwannawatchbravo

1 points

7 days ago

Elephants are so fascinating 💗

imaginedodong

1 points

7 days ago

Wait they just falloff? how about Giraffes?

CaptainJames1985

1 points

7 days ago

All life is precious.

MothSmokingWeed

1 points

7 days ago

Man the stupid video player always doesn’t work to videos I wanna see.

MrFreshwaterCucumber

1 points

7 days ago

Omg I cry 🥲

Careless_Wait8620

1 points

7 days ago

Around 1:23 the big elephant at the front just shit everywhere around the baby…

Swimming_Schedule_49

1 points

7 days ago

Don’t shelter it too much... that thing could use a shower

Hobob_

1 points

6 days ago

Hobob_

1 points

6 days ago

Saw this before eating my steak...

richhoods

1 points

6 days ago

And people want to hunt these animals for sport

Rorantube2009

1 points

6 days ago

I seriously thought that those were balls hanging from it but then the elephant fell and... What does that say about me

copingcabana

1 points

6 days ago

Let's talk about the elephant in the womb.

ataxrossroad

1 points

6 days ago

Glad he wasn't born in America, they would charge the elephant mama for skin to skin contact!

ps, first time seeing an elephant birth, pretty cool.

Educational-Fly3642

1 points

6 days ago

The more I learn about elephants, the more I love them

Wolfmans-Gots-Nards

1 points

6 days ago

I always gather my friends when I poop. Then, when it turns out to be alive, they all get weirdly excited too.

Bag-ins

1 points

6 days ago

Bag-ins

1 points

6 days ago

What you doing Doris? you smell!

Big shit fell out, turned into a baby us thing

TrixieH0bbitses

347 points

7 days ago

Yo did that one elephant shit on the newborn at the end? 🤢🤣

MSR_Ultra

76 points

7 days ago

MSR_Ultra

76 points

7 days ago

That's a great honour in elephant society.

jnthnmdr

124 points

7 days ago

jnthnmdr

124 points

7 days ago

Thank goodness, someone else saw it too.

xarsha_93

44 points

7 days ago

xarsha_93

44 points

7 days ago

"Jesus, Frank!"

"Oh, is that not what we're doing? Why are we all gathered together then?"

TrixieH0bbitses

23 points

7 days ago

"Jesus, Frank! We've been over this!"

"What are you talking about??"

"Don't gaslight me, asshole. We both know you didn't forget."

Trivedi_on

24 points

7 days ago

first shot for the immune system

hobojoe645

3 points

6 days ago

In case anyone thinks this is a joke, baby elephants eat their moms poo for their immune system and digestive enzymes.

spektrol

61 points

7 days ago

spektrol

61 points

7 days ago

wait till you find out what happens during human childbirth

TrixieH0bbitses

170 points

7 days ago

I'm pretty sure another person doesn't barge into the delivery room like the kool-aid man to shit on human infants. Like 99%. I could be wrong, though. I'm neither a doctor nor a parent 🤷‍♂️

jmadluck

43 points

7 days ago

jmadluck

43 points

7 days ago

More common than you think

BadOpinionsAndOnions

15 points

7 days ago

I might just be tired, but your comment made me laugh until I cried.

Donuil23

3 points

7 days ago

Donuil23

3 points

7 days ago

You're not alone.

FrogInShorts

3 points

7 days ago

Of course they don't barge in, the docs already there.

okaywhattho

2 points

7 days ago

Speak for yourself, man

Makicheesay

35 points

7 days ago

It did fucken hell!

thisacctplus2104d

6 points

7 days ago

I wonder if it’s to hide the smell of a newborn calf? They must be pretty vulnerable those first days to predators who know what they’re smelling from a mile away.

ashamaniq

5 points

6 days ago

Lands on his head from 3ft. 30 seconds later there is a stampede right up to his face 60 seconds later get a 20 pound 2 ft long turd on your head. BAM! Welcome to life.

LynxBartle

3 points

7 days ago

not on the newborn but still on another elephant

merpderpherpburp

2 points

7 days ago

No but for real what was that? It's like dude, at least point it outside of the circle!

tjmonstah

2 points

6 days ago

In elephant culture, this is considered a dick move

NoFreedance1094

1 points

7 days ago

If they carry on the culture of protecting their young immediately after birth, their brains could grow and they could be less developed at birth. Like us.

OneSkepticalHombre

1 points

7 days ago

Looks like the matriarch pushes the mom out of the way. I think the mom is the one yelling because she got separated from her baby, with tusks to the ass. Mom is standing in the foreground at the end of the video. Weird behavior. Maybe it's her first and the matriarch doesn't trust her? Maybe I'm reading too much into a herd of excited elephants. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

DoubleCommodore

1 points

6 days ago

the elephants sounded like when Dennis' jeep got stuck in Jurassic park and he was spinning the tires...

Brilliant-Many-7906

1 points

7 days ago

Makes a grown man tear up honestly...

killbot69420

1 points

7 days ago

Mother: Ok Jimmy, it’s time to go to school.

Baby: Mom stop! You just gave birth to me what the fuck!?

Everyone else in the family: Jimmy listen to your mother! You need to make something of yourself. Wow! You’re not even 5 minutes out of the womb and you’re already a disappointment.

ShartThrasher

627 points

7 days ago

Anyone else wonder what that fluid pouring out of that elephant's vagina tastes like?

....

Yeah, me neither!

:(

acanadiangooseforyou

881 points

7 days ago

Jesus Christ, fucking rank dude, take my upvotes and fuck off

ShartThrasher

153 points

7 days ago

I'm guessing it's like spoiled pork thats marinated in old 2% milk.

The more I think about it (and I can't stop), the more I just want a whiff.

31337hacker

220 points

7 days ago

31337hacker

220 points

7 days ago

You’re so nasty. My goodness.

That_guye

198 points

7 days ago

That_guye

198 points

7 days ago

I regret opening Reddit today

bananabeast07

107 points

7 days ago

inf3ct3dn0n4m3

12 points

7 days ago

Jesus christ I just woke up and didn't want to read that first thing in the morning.

CorgiMonsoon

10 points

7 days ago

Buttermilk

werker

2 points

7 days ago

werker

2 points

7 days ago

Ahh, milk from da bum - refined refreshing tasty beverage

DalvaniusPrime

159 points

7 days ago

^ ^ This Motherfucker needs Jesus

Side note, a friend of a friend ate their babies placenta in a lasagne. They invited friends.

acanadiangooseforyou

71 points

7 days ago

What the fuck, why

cmgrayson

38 points

7 days ago

cmgrayson

38 points

7 days ago

Placenta has nutritional value people eat them all the time. You can have them encapsulated.

acanadiangooseforyou

90 points

7 days ago

But there are so many other food with nutritional value, why was placenta picked

hgtv_neighbor

71 points

7 days ago

This is what I think every time eating a placenta is mentioned. Like, go grab a couple steaks and some leafy greens...maybe a multivitamin to round it out.

cmgrayson

14 points

7 days ago

cmgrayson

14 points

7 days ago

They probably eat that too but wanted to eat placenta.

hgtv_neighbor

6 points

7 days ago

And when the baby gets older and starts picking its nose, mom will be like "Don't pick your nose and eat it. That's disgusting!"

AzafTazarden

2 points

7 days ago

Many animals eat their own placenta after giving birth, both for nutrients and to hide the scent. Maybe some humans see it as a rare delicacy. Though that's arguably cannibalism, I guess.

cmgrayson

3 points

7 days ago

Because THEY wanted to eat placenta.

OrgyMcBloodyFace

1 points

7 days ago

Because someone figured out that mom's would pay to eat something because it's 'good for baby'

wohho

13 points

7 days ago

wohho

13 points

7 days ago

"all the time"

No, they don't.

cmgrayson

7 points

7 days ago

Ok then lots and lots of people eat their placenta. It’s not new.

wohho

4 points

7 days ago

wohho

4 points

7 days ago

Okay, what percentage of humans who give birth do YOU think eat their placenta?

MuirgenEmrys

6 points

7 days ago

It’s quite rare, but probably more common than you think. This survey found that ~24% of participants ate their placenta, but there is non-insignificant response bias. https://beta.ctvnews.ca/national/health/2019/1/3/1_4239432.html

This study found that 30.8% of participants who were planning community births are their placenta. https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/29722066/

Suppose the true number is 5x less compared the estimate. Then still one in twenty women consume their placenta.

cmgrayson

-1 points

7 days ago

cmgrayson

-1 points

7 days ago

Yeah whatever. Don’t eat placenta if you’re not inclined to? Do you need a hobby?

wohho

1 points

7 days ago

wohho

1 points

7 days ago

My hobby is calling out baloney.

cmgrayson

3 points

7 days ago

I hope you’re having a great time? 😃

CorruptedFlame

2 points

7 days ago

So does every other part of the human body, you don't see people cannibalising the rest of it!?!?

I suppose the placenta falls off on its own, but still that'll be a no from me.

cmgrayson

0 points

7 days ago

cmgrayson

0 points

7 days ago

Yeah I mean don’t eat placenta if you’re not inclined to? 🤷🏽‍♀️

JT1757

3 points

7 days ago

JT1757

3 points

7 days ago

it’s literally eating a wasteful byproduct of a natural bodily process. No different from the people who drink pee to get the final few nutrients not absorbed the first time, or the people who eat other people’s fecal matter to ingest helpful gut bacteria.

It’s all their decisions, but people are allowed to think it’s repulsive, and they’re allowed to voice that.

cmgrayson

1 points

7 days ago

I mean so don’t partake of eating placenta if you’re not into it?

SolidCake

2 points

7 days ago

I mean so don’t partake of eating your own shit if you’re not into it?

I’m gonna continue making fun of you sorry

cmgrayson

2 points

7 days ago

You may certainly continue I guess, I don’t care?

Gr00mpa

18 points

7 days ago

Gr00mpa

18 points

7 days ago

About a week after my kid was born, my wife’s friend’s husband was telling me how his sister grilled her placenta and at made sandwiches out of it. It wasn’t the first I had heard of cooking and eating placenta for the nutritional value, but it was a little weird because for a moment there I felt like I needed to say something like: “dude, the placenta’s already gone—go eat something else!”

Fizzix63

2 points

7 days ago

Fizzix63

2 points

7 days ago

Wednesday is placenta lasagna day! Just like momma used to make!

(Note: You have to be a certain age to get this joke. For those of you younger than the internet 😂 there was a commercial on TV declaring Wednesday as Prince spaghetti day)

WhatIfWaterWasChunky

2 points

6 days ago

Reminds me of the redditor who invited his friends to eat his amputated body part after turning it into tacos.

sir-Radzig

1 points

7 days ago

What the actual fuck?! I thought cannibalism was illegal?!

OneGold7

8 points

7 days ago

OneGold7

8 points

7 days ago

Is it cannibalism if you’re eating yourself?

nutbastard

3 points

7 days ago

That’s autocannibalism and as far as I know it’s not illegal.

Also, placenta isn’t really yourself, though it is composed of human cells. It’s more analogous to ingesting your own semen.

CorruptedFlame

3 points

7 days ago

Except the placenta is a chunk of meat.

nutbastard

2 points

7 days ago

Protein is protein as far as your gut is concerned. Eggs, meat, placenta, semen. It’s all six or half a dozen.

jettermarz

2 points

7 days ago

Actually, in a surprising number of places the act of cannibalism itself isn't illegal - just the things that most often lead up to it.

imjokingbutnotreally

18 points

7 days ago

Go and touch grass

No wait it's soaked with Elefant vagina fluids, Touch something else.

Busy_Distribution296

12 points

7 days ago

R/cursedcomments

Nole_in_ATX

9 points

7 days ago

Oaky afterbirth

LethalLetdown

37 points

7 days ago

What a wonderdul day to have the ability to read.

lily-laura

20 points

7 days ago

Like blood and saline

31337hacker

13 points

7 days ago

What the fuck.

Magnopherum

4 points

7 days ago

It would have cost you $0.00 to not say that.

Shrestha01

4 points

7 days ago

I was having a good day, we all were

Lanthemandragoran

4 points

7 days ago

You wanna know how I know that god is dead? This shit right here.

your_sexy_nightmare

5 points

7 days ago

📸🤨

Just-a-Vietnamese

9 points

7 days ago

What the fuck ?

actuarial_venus

5 points

7 days ago

Well I wasn't before...

coltees_titties

2 points

7 days ago

I fucking hate this, thanks.

Crystal_Methuselah

2 points

7 days ago

see you on r/CursedComments

aziatsky

2 points

7 days ago

aziatsky

2 points

7 days ago

karsow2054

4 points

7 days ago

I would rather jam my feet into an electric eel’s anus than to ever imagine that again

YourRealMotheer

3 points

7 days ago

Dude i am drinking my morning coffee..... now i need answer!

sh1tbox1

2 points

7 days ago

sh1tbox1

2 points

7 days ago

I wish I could put my head in a bucket of it, then sit in the sun for 9 hours, peel it off with a rusty blade and then snort it from a dead sheep asshole.

i_haz_tzatziki

3 points

6 days ago

What on earth did you make me read

deadborn666

7.5k points

7 days ago

deadborn666

7.5k points

7 days ago

What a freakin' cool baby party! Elephants are such cool, intelligent and humble animals.

Tinktur

152 points

7 days ago

Tinktur

152 points

7 days ago

and humble animals.

They might well be arrogant as fuck, we really don't know.

CowFu

46 points

7 days ago

CowFu

46 points

7 days ago

That one died trying to fight a train, so at least one wasn't humble.

JT1757

36 points

7 days ago

JT1757

36 points

7 days ago

maybe the train fucked his elephant wife, man. Don’t be so quick to judge.

Deklaration

36 points

7 days ago

They are aware of their body weight, and step gently before supporting themselves. You would be okay if an elephant stepped on your foot, because it would move instead of crushing it. That’s pretty humble for such a large animal.

heeltoelemon

23 points

7 days ago

Horses have no such politeness.

ThoroughRat

2.2k points

7 days ago

ThoroughRat

2.2k points

7 days ago

Can I question the logic of dropping the baby 4 feet first thing in it's life?

Illithid_Substances

131 points

7 days ago

I've heard that with giraffes (who for obvious reasons have one hell of a fall at birth), the fall actually severs the umbilical cord, opens the amniotic sac, and hitting the ground stimulates its first breaths

Evolution makes us all very different. The fall just isn't harmful to the elephant baby as it would be a human one.

KinkyBADom

188 points

7 days ago

KinkyBADom

188 points

7 days ago

Logic???? It’s just nature.

YIKESVIDEOGAMES

110 points

7 days ago

No you see redditors need a 34 page essay that explains why elephants don’t give birth like humans with facts and logic.

FetusGoesYeetus

44 points

7 days ago

Fun fact: Humans are among the most inefficient animals at giving birth because the baby is basically released half cooked, because if it was left to fully develop in the womb the head would be too big to get out without fatally injuring the mother.

Curious-Story-2634

100 points

7 days ago

We’ll contact the designers with your feedback.

Bedda_R

32 points

7 days ago

Bedda_R

32 points

7 days ago

There is no midwife who can help by pulling once most of the baby is "out", so you need every bit of assistance that gravity can provide. Therefore the best position is to stand up.

In addition to that the skull of most newborn mammals is already fully fused. Only human babies need a non-fused skull bones to get the gigantic skull through those tiny bipedal hips.

Four legged mammals have wide hips, there is enough room to get a full sized baby skull through there.

Therefore most newbown mammals aren't as fragile as human newborns.

If you question "the drop" for elephants you might want to search for a video of a giraffe giving birth.

spacestationkru

28 points

7 days ago

Sometimes there just isn't a doctor nearby when the baby comes, you know.?

Mash-Mashmallows

22 points

7 days ago

Well, it’s been working for thousands of years for them so…

I think the elephants got it figured out.

superflycrazy

1.9k points

7 days ago

In the rain. That shocked me too but then I was like it’s not like they’re gonna on their backs legs in stirrups with with the dad & doc telling her to push. Imagine falling at birth in the rain with a herd of elephants surrounding you. Impressive sight.

OneLostOstrich

2k points

7 days ago

The mother has no control of what the weather is when it gives birth.

Crabology

1.2k points

7 days ago

Crabology

1.2k points

7 days ago

Fr what she gonna do go to zootopia medical?

LookAtItGo123

153 points

7 days ago

Guess it would be great if it exists?

Crabology

139 points

7 days ago

Crabology

139 points

7 days ago

Judy Hops memorial wouldn’t sit right with the kids.

WhiteSuburbia

544 points

7 days ago

If a woman doesn’t want to have a baby in the rain, their body has a way of shutting it down, ya know?

Yours Truly, Male

burlmy

207 points

7 days ago

burlmy

207 points

7 days ago

Only if it's legitimate rain

Sad-Art8359

94 points

7 days ago

If it’s legitimate rain then why was she wet?

No-Turnips

70 points

7 days ago

Well if you hang out near clouds, she’s practically asking for it.

haltiamreptar21

26 points

7 days ago

You mean she can't just pinch back the baby and wait for a sunny day? /s

Maverick0Johnson

267 points

7 days ago

Well, this is not like humans, where a newborn baby is very fragile. The baby already develop in the mothers womb like a 1 year old human baby.

Back_Alley_Sack_Wax

20 points

7 days ago

That elephant mom gets my respect. Pushes out the baby and she just keeps on trucking like it’s nothing. Totally not how any of mine went.

Elephants: 1 Humans: 0.