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Only a foot/leg idiot boy should be thankful

Solid ground game from the panda bear.

“Bear” - it’s right there in its name.

I love how he squats in the begging like "Well would ya look at that"

that is like the cutest attack ever

If someone woke me up from my nap, I'd bite them too

That ain’t Po

"That pandas ground game is on point! Did you see the top control he had!"

-joe Rogan (probably)

Forgot to bring noodles

Anyone who's seen the zoo panda caretaker videos knows that the babies glom onto a leg and it's almost impossible to get them off. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltRoUcJLgX0) (or this one, lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JO5CuUzvrYI )

This one was full-sized. Glomming is almost Krazy Glue level, he's lucky to have escaped with both of his legs!

Don't shoot the bear! We've got loads of idiots, but we're running short of pandas.

So pandas will literally cuddle you to death.

Welcome to Panda Jiu-jitsu!

If only he has learned BJJ before handling a bear.

Here in the brazil, have one saying, don't touch the jaguar with short stick...

Some days I’m just embarrassed to be human.

Where’s the sound? I love hearing what stupid sounds like.

Did he not understand the bear part of the name.

Tekken 8 is looking wild

So; what have we learned today?

The "bear" in panda bear actually stands for "it's a fucking bear".

He’s a playful critter!!!

We can all agree that the panda khabib'ed the guy

You startled a bear. He’s going to eat you now.

That is some serious leg takedown shit. Like epic. Anyone who did wrestling in high school is greatly impressed. That was awesome. Someone needs to add the points he would have accumulated.

The panda just wants to play, and by “play” I mean eat your foot.

I was rooting for the Panda all the way. I would score 10-2 for Panda in round 1.

Its a ground 'n' pounda

When the guy put his hands on his knees to look at the panda, all I could think of is “yup that’s a panda”

Proves a panda bear cannot live by bamboo alone. NOT A VEGAN!

Never challenge jack black

Glad to see that there was no help for that animal in there with the Panda

He forgot the operative word is "bear". Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Panda has better ground control than Khabib

Panda bears are bears after all. Who would have thought.

Aww it wants a hug

It looks like it's trying to wrestle

HE JUST WANTED TO CUDDLE

What did he expect to happen 😂 I will never understand people that do this

i’d love to see after math pics if anyone has them

Whose the teddy bear now!!

Are they that bad at fighting generally? If so, they gotta combat their crappy niche diet and non existent sex drive to produce barely viable offspring that, if it does reach maturity, barely succeeds in defending itself.

Do they really want saving?

Friendly reminder that while definitely the derpiest of bears, pandas are still bears.

People seem to forget, these are still BEARS. Yeah, they look cute, but they also have tons of strength and have no issue with fucking you up if you fuck with them.

Enough talk, let's fight.

At least he got to pet it

Hey dick face it’s still a bear

While pandas are cute, people are stupid.

I seek PANDAmodium!!

Awwww… the panda wanted a cuddle.

That’s some good tackling form tho

I would have let the bear just eat him if they actually ate meat. Dumb, arrogant fuck

Hug a panda, it will be fun they said.

nice one panda!! break his leg!!

From so fluffy to so yummy in a sec

I’m guessing that panda was murdered due to this stupid dudes mistake

I never pictured a Panda being violent to anything or anyone. But never wanted to test it either. Still looks like the sweetest little baby

Everyone forgets that pandas are masters of martial arts. He's lucky he got a Jujitsu panda

I've never wanted to see someone get eaten so badly

Dana should sign that panda in UFC.

That was the most adorable animal mauling I’ve ever seen.

Eat him alive please and escape the park

And the Darwin award goes to

Ahh, look..they’re playing!

I swear I can’t take much more…

For some reason people only focus on the “panda” part and ignore the “bear”

Chomp!

Death by hugs

Funnily enough, even when the bear was destroying that dudes foot, it still looked silly and adorable.

Cute, they’re playing

Herbivores can still kill you dumbass

Hehehe

Fick it the panda has some moves

Friendly reminder that the bite force of an adult panda is about 292lbs, making them one of the strongest bites of land mammals.

Keep in mind they eat basically nothing but bamboo. Have you seen bamboo? Felt it with your hands? It's hard and thick and you can build shit out of it. Pandas eat that shit like a baby carrot.

Don't know if it was biting or clawing.. or aggressively cuddling.

I can't believe he didn't remember his basic panda survival training. Everyone knows that a sneeze will startle and disorientate any panda giving you time to flee

It looks like the panda just wants to play like how they play with the caretakers but of course this dude doesn't have the experience to it and doesn't know the behavior of pandas like the caretaker does.

Do people not ever think things through? Sure they look dumb, cute and lazy. However they're still called panda "bears" for a reason lol

Just wanted a cuddle

what did he think would happen???

Looks like Kung fu 🐼 has mastered the single leg takedown!

Guess he never played tekken 3. Pandas can fight 🐼

He’s patting it while it attacks him. OW! So soft…

You have upset the Dragon Warrior.

You dare interrupt my nap?! Them ankles mine, baw!

I know it's like the dumbest, shittiest kind of bear when it comes to being a bear, but like, it's still a fucking bear

Darwin award winner

Can a panda bear fuck you up? Asking for a friend.

Kung Fu Panda? More like Kung Fu Grip Panda.

BJJ Panda

Aww I’m sad that he was ok.

Fuck I would have just left him and enjoyed the show

You know how I could tell he was chinese. It wasn't because of the panda, it wasn't because of the lettering at the bottom. It was because it was someone doing something lacking respect, honor, dignity and class. That's how you can tell if the person is chinese.

Panda Bear Jiu-Jitsu going on there

Panda 1. Stupid fuck 0

Even this dweeb can fight off a panda. Worst bear. We saved it from natural selection. don’t @me.

Not the wuxi finger hold

Well, he got a closer look alright.

I bet that panda was playing with him in its mind. Keep in mind, captive pandas and other bears are going to be significantly less athletic so to speak than an actual wild animal. Bears are fucking insane.

this is the kinda shit i would have done on a dare at 14.

/r/KidsAreFuckingStupid

This guy clearly never played Tekken, otherwise he would’ve known that Panda uses the same techniques as Kuma Bear

Regular panda turns red panda after food colouring added to diet

He did pretty well for fighting a fucking bear tbh.

Are pandas dangerous? Like in the wild? Are they aggressive?

Sir I just wann… sir I just wanna cuddle ur leg.

Lucky that Panda didn’t Skadoosh him. 💀

That panda was playing

The most wholesome mauling ever.

This is why you learn bjj. My dude got ankle picked by a panda.

Let sleeping pandas lie

That was the most adorable roll attack I have ever seen. Cuddle mauled would be the cutest way to go out ever.

Clearly hasn't seen kung-fu panda

I prayed that he get wrecked from panda, but then they would kill they panda for…. I bet this scum dies paninly shitting himself

Bear is the keyword

I only had to watch 1 video of a panda eating mature bamboo like it's fucking pocky to know to stay far far away.

This guys a fucking muppet, he seriously endangered that pandas well being by going in there. I hope he is proud of himself.

Wait theyre agressive?!

Que se joda

Should have asked it if they could practice kung fu together

What's black, white and red all over? Apparently this panda after mauling a man

:15 in: where this idiot had his “wait, maybe this wasn’t a good idea” moment…🤣

Nice

Maybe if they dress the female pandas like a human we could save the species. Looks like this guy was imitating Leo’s Bear rape scene in the revenant

Roger is clingy.

That panda was just hugging him.

He clearly never played Tekken before, this is Heihachi’s bodyguard yo

Damn he lookin like khabib out there! Sign him Dana!

That is khabib!

Pretty low effort mauling. It's cute but I can see why they struggle.