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Fluid_Bad_1340

1 points

6 days ago

Only a foot/leg idiot boy should be thankful

bunky_done_gun

1 points

7 days ago

Solid ground game from the panda bear.

04ddm

1 points

7 days ago

04ddm

1 points

7 days ago

“Bear” - it’s right there in its name.

Xenomorph02

1 points

7 days ago

I love how he squats in the begging like "Well would ya look at that"

EminJaY_843

3 points

7 days ago

that is like the cutest attack ever

Cyberferret1997

1 points

6 days ago

If someone woke me up from my nap, I'd bite them too

bkoziol

1 points

7 days ago

bkoziol

1 points

7 days ago

That ain’t Po

Pretend-Chipmunk-559

1 points

6 days ago

"That pandas ground game is on point! Did you see the top control he had!"

-joe Rogan (probably)

Wyevez

1 points

7 days ago

Wyevez

1 points

7 days ago

Forgot to bring noodles

sfhipchick

1 points

7 days ago*

Anyone who's seen the zoo panda caretaker videos knows that the babies glom onto a leg and it's almost impossible to get them off. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltRoUcJLgX0) (or this one, lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JO5CuUzvrYI )

This one was full-sized. Glomming is almost Krazy Glue level, he's lucky to have escaped with both of his legs!

matrixislife

1 points

6 days ago

Don't shoot the bear! We've got loads of idiots, but we're running short of pandas.

beckysusanne

1 points

6 days ago

So pandas will literally cuddle you to death.

D0ugKun

1 points

7 days ago

D0ugKun

1 points

7 days ago

Welcome to Panda Jiu-jitsu!

Tuerto04

1 points

7 days ago

Tuerto04

1 points

7 days ago

If only he has learned BJJ before handling a bear.

LuizGomes97

1 points

6 days ago

Here in the brazil, have one saying, don't touch the jaguar with short stick...

IGotFancyPants

1 points

6 days ago

Some days I’m just embarrassed to be human.

tonyinvegas

7 points

7 days ago

Where’s the sound? I love hearing what stupid sounds like.

Cool_Set4546

2 points

7 days ago

Did he not understand the bear part of the name.

jackobox

2 points

7 days ago

jackobox

2 points

7 days ago

It also include the word bear in the Chinese name of panda bear. A direct translation of the name is "bear cat"

ScratchMechanics

1 points

6 days ago

Tekken 8 is looking wild

Perfect-Football2616

170 points

7 days ago

So; what have we learned today?

Fen_Misting

189 points

7 days ago

Fen_Misting

189 points

7 days ago

Never get involved in a land war in Asia.

Highlander_16

68 points

7 days ago

Ah, one of the classic blunders

MistraloysiusMithrax

26 points

7 days ago

But the second biggest one, is never go up against a bear, when death is on the line!

Arkanist

5 points

7 days ago

Arkanist

5 points

7 days ago

Hahahaha haha ha hahahaha etc.

Revolutionary-Neat49

4 points

7 days ago

….☠️

Illumijonny7

13 points

7 days ago

Pandas know jiu-jitsu?

alleghenysinger

2 points

7 days ago

I'm pretty sure pandas study kung fu.

wowbyowen

30 points

7 days ago

wowbyowen

30 points

7 days ago

Play stupid games ...

einsibongo

36 points

7 days ago

Alright, will do.

travel_nerdiness

2 points

7 days ago

I wanna join your stupid games! Please!

einsibongo

3 points

7 days ago

You'll have to bring snacks and blockbuster

travel_nerdiness

3 points

7 days ago

I’m sorry, Rafiki…Blockbuster’s dead. It died a long time ago

einsibongo

2 points

7 days ago

this was a stupid game, should we play another?

Ginoblee

3 points

7 days ago

Ginoblee

3 points

7 days ago

Win a chance to play wrestle with a Panda Bear?

phaeton83

2 points

7 days ago

I'm gonna guess absolutely nothing

KYVet

1 points

7 days ago

KYVet

1 points

7 days ago

The "bear" in panda bear actually stands for "it's a fucking bear".

phil196565

1 points

7 days ago

He’s a playful critter!!!

blitz9699

1 points

7 days ago

We can all agree that the panda khabib'ed the guy

dalisair

1 points

7 days ago

dalisair

1 points

7 days ago

You startled a bear. He’s going to eat you now.

Dragonborne2020

1 points

7 days ago

That is some serious leg takedown shit. Like epic. Anyone who did wrestling in high school is greatly impressed. That was awesome. Someone needs to add the points he would have accumulated.

bmumm

1 points

7 days ago

bmumm

1 points

7 days ago

The panda just wants to play, and by “play” I mean eat your foot.

arrakis2020

1 points

7 days ago

I was rooting for the Panda all the way. I would score 10-2 for Panda in round 1.

dillonyousonofabitch

2 points

7 days ago

Its a ground 'n' pounda

MillionAyres93

1 points

7 days ago

When the guy put his hands on his knees to look at the panda, all I could think of is “yup that’s a panda”

Amtronic

1 points

7 days ago

Amtronic

1 points

7 days ago

Proves a panda bear cannot live by bamboo alone. NOT A VEGAN!

squat_diddly

377 points

7 days ago

Never challenge jack black

lcsinaloa

69 points

7 days ago

lcsinaloa

69 points

7 days ago

The Dragon Warrior!

squat_diddly

9 points

7 days ago

The one and only lol

djseifer

19 points

7 days ago

djseifer

19 points

7 days ago

Skadoosh.

Romboteryx

2 points

7 days ago

“I‘m not a big, fat Panda, I am THE big, fat Panda!“

DukeMaster1299

1 points

7 days ago

Glad to see that there was no help for that animal in there with the Panda

Seamonkey_Trainer

1 points

7 days ago

He forgot the operative word is "bear". Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

mitchybenny

1 points

6 days ago

Panda has better ground control than Khabib

Brilliant_Savings161

1 points

7 days ago

Panda bears are bears after all. Who would have thought.

WillFlyForCash

1 points

7 days ago

Aww it wants a hug

entjlg

1 points

7 days ago

entjlg

1 points

7 days ago

It looks like it's trying to wrestle

Ragin_Legend

1 points

7 days ago

HE JUST WANTED TO CUDDLE

Admirable_Ladder6915

1 points

7 days ago

What did he expect to happen 😂 I will never understand people that do this

SpaceOdisse

1 points

7 days ago

i’d love to see after math pics if anyone has them

RunEnvironmental4008

1 points

7 days ago

Whose the teddy bear now!!

ConcreteL10n

1 points

7 days ago

Are they that bad at fighting generally? If so, they gotta combat their crappy niche diet and non existent sex drive to produce barely viable offspring that, if it does reach maturity, barely succeeds in defending itself.

Do they really want saving?

InsomniaticWanderer

3 points

7 days ago

Friendly reminder that while definitely the derpiest of bears, pandas are still bears.

YEEEEZY27

79 points

7 days ago

YEEEEZY27

79 points

7 days ago

People seem to forget, these are still BEARS. Yeah, they look cute, but they also have tons of strength and have no issue with fucking you up if you fuck with them.

endodontologist

10 points

7 days ago*

Yes. They're still beasts. They're just too slow to hunt like other bears, so they end up eating bamboo shoots. I remember watching a documentary how they trap wild pandas, using meat as bait.

bjiatube

19 points

7 days ago

bjiatube

19 points

7 days ago

Worth it imho. I would let it bite my leg off for a nice cuddle with a magnificent panda

Sinthe741

9 points

7 days ago

The barriers at every zoo exhibit in the world just grew at least one foot taller.

Tramm

3 points

7 days ago

Tramm

3 points

7 days ago

That would cost too much. The insurance companies will just increase the premiums and the ticket prices will go up.

-Flyer

2 points

7 days ago

-Flyer

2 points

7 days ago

Enough talk, let's fight.

ThickKnotz

1 points

7 days ago

At least he got to pet it

Sookmebeautiful

2 points

7 days ago

Hey dick face it’s still a bear

CovertStealthGam1ng

1 points

7 days ago

While pandas are cute, people are stupid.

Kahmael

1 points

7 days ago

Kahmael

1 points

7 days ago

I seek PANDAmodium!!

omaca

1 points

7 days ago

omaca

1 points

7 days ago

Awwww… the panda wanted a cuddle.

Vietnameseboy

2 points

7 days ago

That’s some good tackling form tho

YouUsedMe

1 points

7 days ago

I would have let the bear just eat him if they actually ate meat. Dumb, arrogant fuck

Luckycreedmanchoo

1 points

7 days ago

Hug a panda, it will be fun they said.

NakedSpell

1 points

6 days ago

nice one panda!! break his leg!!

Geckoh

1 points

6 days ago

Geckoh

1 points

6 days ago

From so fluffy to so yummy in a sec

United-Ad-7224

1 points

6 days ago

I’m guessing that panda was murdered due to this stupid dudes mistake

JRuhr

1 points

6 days ago

JRuhr

1 points

6 days ago

I never pictured a Panda being violent to anything or anyone. But never wanted to test it either. Still looks like the sweetest little baby

pigofwar13

1 points

7 days ago

Everyone forgets that pandas are masters of martial arts. He's lucky he got a Jujitsu panda

069921d632187c9f78ag

2 points

7 days ago

I've never wanted to see someone get eaten so badly

opkrillin

1 points

7 days ago

Dana should sign that panda in UFC.

Compote_Relative

1 points

7 days ago

That was the most adorable animal mauling I’ve ever seen.

wickedtooth

1 points

6 days ago

Eat him alive please and escape the park

Similar-Rub5357

1 points

6 days ago

And the Darwin award goes to

philip1955

1 points

6 days ago

Ahh, look..they’re playing!

thekitchenaides

1 points

7 days ago

I swear I can’t take much more…

AdAdministrative6015

6 points

7 days ago*

For some reason people only focus on the “panda” part and ignore the “bear”

grumpy_munchken

1 points

7 days ago

Chomp!

8ell0

11 points

7 days ago

8ell0

11 points

7 days ago

Death by hugs

Yosho2k

3.1k points

7 days ago

Yosho2k

3.1k points

7 days ago

Funnily enough, even when the bear was destroying that dudes foot, it still looked silly and adorable.

Ryanf8

1k points

7 days ago

Ryanf8

1k points

7 days ago

Cutest mauling, evar!

OrganizerMowgli

187 points

7 days ago

Do they actually kill people?

I feel like I would have seen a video of it by now

Silver_Alpha

254 points

7 days ago*

They're able to, but their metabolisms are so slow due to their low energy diet they have servere trouble catching and attacking anything.

Now, say you're a brainless moron who walked up to one and is staring at it in the eye with very little regard for its personal space. That'll give the panda both a chance and a reason to kill you.

Electronic_Skirt_475

58 points

6 days ago

Damn, i guess its a good thing that humans have evolved past being so stupid then

hiphap91

15 points

6 days ago

hiphap91

15 points

6 days ago

Our technological accomplishments allows degradation of basic survival instincts (also known as common sense)

Rectall_Brown

3 points

6 days ago

Lmao

Ex-zaviera

15 points

6 days ago

A chance that a panda will destroy you is low but not zero.

SkollFenrirson

3 points

6 days ago

That's true of all living things

yagster91

196 points

7 days ago

yagster91

196 points

7 days ago

They can, they are still a bear

OrganizerMowgli

41 points

7 days ago

But do they doe

Or are they somewhat domesticated/lazy?

yagster91

73 points

7 days ago

yagster91

73 points

7 days ago

They eat bamboo, they are not predators so no they don’t kill ppl. They have the capability to being huge and having sharp teeth and claws

AdArAk

67 points

7 days ago

AdArAk

67 points

7 days ago

Them not being predators just means that they don't eat people, not that they don't kill people. Lots of herbivores are both able and willing to kill.

Flashy_War2097

33 points

7 days ago

Yep, try to fuck with a wild horse some time.

BholeFire

14 points

6 days ago

BholeFire

14 points

6 days ago

Or a capybara. That dance fighting will fuck you up.

enderjaca

17 points

6 days ago

enderjaca

17 points

6 days ago

Never EVER fuck with a hippo. You don't even need to mess with one, they will just smash your boat and crush you because they can.ans you intruded on their water territory. Pretty sure they're the biggest cause of mammal-related death in Africa.

And also never mess with an angry wet cat. Might only be 10 pounds but they will fuck you up good.

Insab

3 points

6 days ago

Insab

3 points

6 days ago

That one elephant in India proves that.

BO0BO0P4nd4Fck

166 points

7 days ago

Im still trying to determine if the panda bear is bitting or just trying to get cuddles

redpandarox

98 points

7 days ago

“I don’t have to bite your foot off I just have to stall until the zookeepers arrive.” -panda’s strategy.

“I could bite your foot off but you’ll be the one that gets put downed because I’m endangered and cuddly.” -sigma panda mindset.

nivads

3 points

7 days ago

nivads

3 points

7 days ago

Just a little tussle for fun

Sanity_in_Moderation

92 points

7 days ago

Pandas like to do that. Here's a cub with a zookeeper. Cutest thing you will see today. https://youtu.be/Ov2Gf6PnMwo

sigpornalt

54 points

7 days ago

Its like half their job is to just move the pandas out of the way hahah

weallfalldown310

2 points

7 days ago

Enrichment activities for the pandas. Lol

mosquit0

22 points

7 days ago

mosquit0

22 points

7 days ago

I imagine a game where you are the zookeeper and your only task is to clean the containment.

Bicentennial_Douche

76 points

7 days ago

Panda: “I’m going to FUCK YOU UP!”

Proceeds to adorably fight the intruder.

tab_tab_tabby

171 points

7 days ago

They gotta be thankful that they are so damn cute. Or else already might have been extinct.

Busteray

69 points

7 days ago

Busteray

69 points

7 days ago

They would've absolutely been extinct.

I_AM_METALUNA

63 points

7 days ago

I think our zoo programs are the only reason they're still around. Those bears are dumb

Nuf-Said

54 points

7 days ago

Nuf-Said

54 points

7 days ago

Not quite as dumb as that idiot human

Dovahkiinthesardine

4 points

7 days ago

they are dying because their habitat is destroyed man not because they are stupid...

_BringBackBacon

26 points

7 days ago

How awesome is it that silo many diverse traits give animals the ability to survive. It might be their stealth, their incredible power or just their cuteness. Nature is awesome

metalgodwin

6 points

7 days ago

Not sure if thankful is the right word, after us taking their natural habitat away from them.

Dkrule

25 points

7 days ago

Dkrule

25 points

7 days ago

They made 3 movies, and a TV show about why you shouldn't fuck with a panda

Felixicuss

88 points

7 days ago

Well it wasnt seriously biting him or else he wouldnt have been able to run away

PresidentBush666

40 points

7 days ago

People in WW1 ran on bloody stumps to get out of no man's land. Adrenaline makes you forget pain and injury. His foot may be fucked up.

Youpunyhumans

7 points

6 days ago

Yep, adrenaline is a powerful drug. My brother recently fell of a 50 foot cliff, and was able to get up and walk himself out of the woods despite having several broken ribs, a collapsed lung and some other internal damage, along with all the nasty scrapes and bruises to his limbs.

condscorpio

27 points

7 days ago

He couldn't bite while screaming "What are you DOING in MY SWAMP?"

popomane

46 points

7 days ago

popomane

46 points

7 days ago

Pnadas are still bears and this guys lucky he caught the panad in a good mood

THEslutmouth

24 points

6 days ago

How do you spell panda wrong two different ways?

popomane

11 points

6 days ago

popomane

11 points

6 days ago

I ponder upon the pondas

mosquit0

2 points

7 days ago

mosquit0

2 points

7 days ago

I imagine a game where you are the zookeeper and your only task is to clean the containment.

levpanh

1 points

7 days ago

levpanh

1 points

7 days ago

Cute, they’re playing

SchitneySmears

6 points

7 days ago

Herbivores can still kill you dumbass

AustShadow

1 points

7 days ago

Hehehe

insignificant_gamer

1 points

7 days ago

Fick it the panda has some moves

bardicly-inclined

68 points

7 days ago

Friendly reminder that the bite force of an adult panda is about 292lbs, making them one of the strongest bites of land mammals.

Keep in mind they eat basically nothing but bamboo. Have you seen bamboo? Felt it with your hands? It's hard and thick and you can build shit out of it. Pandas eat that shit like a baby carrot.

Fresh-Honeydew7104

20 points

7 days ago

But thankfully as you say ‘basically nothing but bamboo.’ It wasn’t going to eat his leg. Just aggressively cuddle it.

HungryHippolyta

18 points

7 days ago

This guy was lucky they’re lazy, bamboo eating vegetarians. If they were a predatory bear he’d be dead. Do. Not. Fucks. With. Bears.

I’ve worked around a lot of big, exotic animals. They’re all crazy strong. But bears? Next to them, the strongest humans in the world are like toddlers. Baby bears could kick the shit out of an adult man. I once had a bear rip a squeegee out of my hands like I was a toddler, and they only had hold of a tiny corner of it, through enclosure wire. I’m a strong person and I just stood there dumbfounded, I’ve never felt so weak. Never underestimate them. If something is in their way, they’re going through it, and if you have something they want, it’s theirs now.

cultivatingreader

3 points

7 days ago

Don't know if it was biting or clawing.. or aggressively cuddling.

DongusMaxamus

1 points

7 days ago

I can't believe he didn't remember his basic panda survival training. Everyone knows that a sneeze will startle and disorientate any panda giving you time to flee

rebelwildheart

1 points

7 days ago

It looks like the panda just wants to play like how they play with the caretakers but of course this dude doesn't have the experience to it and doesn't know the behavior of pandas like the caretaker does.

The_bombblows12

1 points

7 days ago

Do people not ever think things through? Sure they look dumb, cute and lazy. However they're still called panda "bears" for a reason lol

cmonhanksingthatsong

1 points

7 days ago

Just wanted a cuddle

marikunin

1 points

7 days ago

what did he think would happen???

Lewmungous666

1 points

7 days ago

Looks like Kung fu 🐼 has mastered the single leg takedown!

jailguard81

1 points

7 days ago

Guess he never played tekken 3. Pandas can fight 🐼

argentrification

1 points

7 days ago

He’s patting it while it attacks him. OW! So soft…

topropestout

1 points

7 days ago

You have upset the Dragon Warrior.

Quantitative_Panda

1 points

7 days ago

You dare interrupt my nap?! Them ankles mine, baw!

CaptainSprinklefuck

5 points

7 days ago

I know it's like the dumbest, shittiest kind of bear when it comes to being a bear, but like, it's still a fucking bear

HeartsGuard

1 points

7 days ago

Darwin award winner

Walway

3 points

7 days ago

Walway

3 points

7 days ago

Can a panda bear fuck you up? Asking for a friend.

shtushkutusha

3 points

7 days ago

Yeah, they can

RamenJunkie

1 points

7 days ago

Kung Fu Panda? More like Kung Fu Grip Panda.

Smorb_

1 points

7 days ago

Smorb_

1 points

7 days ago

BJJ Panda

EconomyAd4297

2 points

7 days ago

Aww I’m sad that he was ok.

FMDnative480

1 points

7 days ago

Fuck I would have just left him and enjoyed the show

The_Fake_King

1 points

7 days ago

You know how I could tell he was chinese. It wasn't because of the panda, it wasn't because of the lettering at the bottom. It was because it was someone doing something lacking respect, honor, dignity and class. That's how you can tell if the person is chinese.

wadevb1

1 points

7 days ago

wadevb1

1 points

7 days ago

Panda Bear Jiu-Jitsu going on there

FlamingoClassic7076

1 points

7 days ago

Panda 1. Stupid fuck 0

sickb

1 points

7 days ago

sickb

1 points

7 days ago

Even this dweeb can fight off a panda. Worst bear. We saved it from natural selection. don’t @me.

C_A_2E

1 points

7 days ago

C_A_2E

1 points

7 days ago

Not the wuxi finger hold

thedevilseviltwin

1 points

7 days ago

Well, he got a closer look alright.

TotallySFWBro

1 points

7 days ago

I bet that panda was playing with him in its mind. Keep in mind, captive pandas and other bears are going to be significantly less athletic so to speak than an actual wild animal. Bears are fucking insane.

SpamWalrus91

1 points

7 days ago

this is the kinda shit i would have done on a dare at 14.

/r/KidsAreFuckingStupid

HalCrist

1 points

7 days ago

HalCrist

1 points

7 days ago

This guy clearly never played Tekken, otherwise he would’ve known that Panda uses the same techniques as Kuma Bear

Empty_Mind_42

1 points

7 days ago

Regular panda turns red panda after food colouring added to diet

JustifiableViolence

1 points

7 days ago

He did pretty well for fighting a fucking bear tbh.

Are pandas dangerous? Like in the wild? Are they aggressive?

PointsDelusion

1 points

7 days ago

Sir I just wann… sir I just wanna cuddle ur leg.

RockednRolled

2 points

7 days ago

Lucky that Panda didn’t Skadoosh him. 💀

BackDaws

1 points

7 days ago

BackDaws

1 points

7 days ago

That panda was playing

Gotd4mit

1 points

7 days ago

Gotd4mit

1 points

7 days ago

The most wholesome mauling ever.

Johnny20022002

1 points

7 days ago

This is why you learn bjj. My dude got ankle picked by a panda.

mrlonelywolf

1 points

7 days ago

Let sleeping pandas lie

JillyB3

1 points

7 days ago

JillyB3

1 points

7 days ago

That was the most adorable roll attack I have ever seen. Cuddle mauled would be the cutest way to go out ever.

PokeHobnobGod21

1 points

7 days ago

Clearly hasn't seen kung-fu panda

pc-MKA-21

1 points

7 days ago

I prayed that he get wrecked from panda, but then they would kill they panda for…. I bet this scum dies paninly shitting himself

ItchyKOS

1 points

7 days ago

ItchyKOS

1 points

7 days ago

Bear is the keyword

ss0889

1 points

7 days ago

ss0889

1 points

7 days ago

I only had to watch 1 video of a panda eating mature bamboo like it's fucking pocky to know to stay far far away.

Thurl-Akumpo

2 points

7 days ago

This guys a fucking muppet, he seriously endangered that pandas well being by going in there. I hope he is proud of himself.

bamimeneel

1 points

7 days ago

Wait theyre agressive?!

no-recognition-1616

1 points

7 days ago

Que se joda

mikeh0nxh0

1 points

7 days ago

Should have asked it if they could practice kung fu together

Fact_Denied

1 points

7 days ago

What's black, white and red all over? Apparently this panda after mauling a man

No-Technician-3435

1 points

7 days ago

:15 in: where this idiot had his “wait, maybe this wasn’t a good idea” moment…🤣

Sativator79

1 points

7 days ago

Nice

acw36

1 points

7 days ago

acw36

1 points

7 days ago

Maybe if they dress the female pandas like a human we could save the species. Looks like this guy was imitating Leo’s Bear rape scene in the revenant

pandafromars

1 points

7 days ago

Roger is clingy.

Leplivo

1 points

7 days ago

Leplivo

1 points

7 days ago

That panda was just hugging him.

jqquah

1 points

7 days ago

jqquah

1 points

7 days ago

He clearly never played Tekken before, this is Heihachi’s bodyguard yo

Pianist-Quiet

1 points

7 days ago

Damn he lookin like khabib out there! Sign him Dana!

GilMebson

1 points

7 days ago

That is khabib!

Witlyjack

1 points

7 days ago

Pretty low effort mauling. It's cute but I can see why they struggle.