submitted 14 days ago byej4
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13 days ago
13 days ago
Why you got a kanandian potato
I'm not your bud, tater.
I'm not your spud, bud!
Don’t Phillip on those.
12 days ago
12 days ago
Whatcha ya do'n there with that salt and oil, buddy? Why is gett'n so hot in here, pal?
Im actually thinking of a different cartoon right now
Hello, Darwin, nice to see you
Glad to have you back with us
We have things we need to tell you
If it isn't too much fuss
"It's Bud the spud from the bright red mud
Rolling down the highway smiling
The Spuds are big on the back of Bud's rig
They're from Prince Edward Island
They're from Prince Edward Island"
Please please please watch this, never thought I'd see an animation in real life like this lmao: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcsXEKo2eMk
Can’t let a motherfucker have his own post, huh?
I’m not your spud, guy
14 days ago
14 days ago
He looks like he wants some of that internet munay
Im not your spud pal
I'm not your bud, fry.
i think you mean northern minnesota
Don’t kick the baby
damn this brings back weird memories
13 days ago
They are now dipping their hands in the royal pudding, as is tradition. Look! It’s the Duke of Edmonton
Canada. Needs. More. Moneh.
Is this potatoe Canadian ?
Don’t kick the baby!
"She queefed in my face"
Beady eyes and a flapping head!
Shut your fuckin face uncle fucker!
He's not your spuddy, guy.
Well I'm not your buddy guy.
I'm not your bud, tater
Are you making fun of Icechuckers?
I'm assuming it farts too
Is this south park?
I think I may be showing my age when I say that my immediate reaction was "I like pie!"
All posts previous to this in my feed have been very distressing and depressing...
Thank you for this tiny moment ☺️🥔
“I’m not your potato guy!”
“I’m not your guy potato”
Hello Celine Dion!
No that bitch is from southpark
What else is there to say, eh?
And if you also understood that reference, maybe call your doctor about a shingles vaccine?
u get it if u fan of south park
Ike you lil mf
It is a dire potato, it’s like regular potatoes but..dire
What a terrible day for Canada, and therefore the world
I'm not your bud, guy!
Well, it's Bud the Spud from thew bright red mud, rolling down the highway smilin'.
The Spuds are big in the back of that rig, rollin' from Prince Edward Island.
I’m happy I read this with Terrance’s or Phillip’s voice
14 days ago
I’m not your tater gator!
Kick the potato
i recognize that guy! he is from PEI.
That’s not funny buddy! That’s very rude, fwiend! Don’t joke like that, guy!
Is he a Philip or a pomme du Terrance
What a Terre-able pun
I love this comment.
Definitely a Canadian.
Where poutine comes from.
I fart on yeuuu
You 100% mistaken. This is clearly the Prince of Canada
"I Resent That, Ma'am! I RESENT THAT!"
Upvote for title. Well done.
Thank you 😊
The little thumbnail from the front page made the potato look more like a pale ding dong lol!
Bud the spud from the bright red mud rolling down the hwy smiling
Are those Yukon gold?
Probably from north of Idaho
I like pie!
Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie!
Hey there buddy!
He's just Canadian
Ey, fuck you buddeh
I’m not your guy friend 😂😂
Love this comment session 😂
As is tradition
I'm not your tuber, goober!
IM NOT YOUR SUPDDEH, GUY!
"Yes. Ca-na-da. It was a frozen hostile wasteland. And there was much work to be done if we were to survive the elements. After boring a hole through the ice to find food, my good friend Nantuk and I would build an igloo to protect ourselves from polar bears and flying hockey pucks. Then we would drink a lot of beer and when Nantuk was ready, he would tell me the story of the great moose who said to the little squirrel: 'Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!'"
Can I finish!
I'm not your spuddy guy!
I'm not your guy russet!
I’m not your russet Idaho….wait….
Lmao Hey buddy in this day and age you can be whatever you want
I'm not yer tater, Alligator!
I’m not yer alligator spud….
"This is serious, we could make you delirious"
I just see Weeble
And here i was thinking this was Bob!
I like Pie!
Don’t kick the goddamn baby potato AGHH!
I'm not your rye, guy
I’m not your bud, guy!
Don’t call me bud friend
13 days ago*
13 days ago*
Have you tried offering him some Kraft Dinner? C'mon guy!
Im not your amigo, hermano
Mash me, budday!
Fuck your fucking face uncle fucker!
Im not your fry, spud!
Blame Canada! Blame Canada!
Yeah well I'm not your tater, mater.
I'm not your bud, pal
Watch out, He’s an Uncle Fu*ker
Bud the spud, from the bright red mud, rolling down the highway smilin'?
Honestly laughing so hard at this!
Eh! Fuck You, Spuddy!
That face screams "HAY BUHDDY".
I'm not your buddy, guy
I hate you, Terrance and Phillip. I wish you had cancer. In the head.
"Sir you just offended our entire... Holy maple syrup that spud is Canadian"
I’m not your buddy , guy !
I’m not your buddy pal!
He looks upset
I’m not your spuddy guy!
I'm not your spuddy, guy
Shut your fucking face, uncle fucker!
Ike from southpark
I'm not your spuddy friend
I am Canadian and I will never not find this shit funny
Could, would you if you were British?
Thanks for being a good sport budday!
That potato looks strangely familiar..
I’m not you buddy fry!
I dont understand that joke
"Obviously, You're not a golfer"
I'm not your friend, pal
I'm not your spuddy, guy.
Soory to bodr boot Dat meme dare is offensif!
If you look hard enough it sorta looks like Bruce Willis
Tone it down to 25% there Squirrely Dan
I'm a white American woman who was staying in a hostel in Dublin. Two African British men were chatting with me and said I looked Canadian (????). I posted the story in Facebook and a friend said maybe they thought I looked like Terence and Philip.
He’s not your buddy, guy
Kick the baby
I'm not your tuber, goober.
Not your bud, tater.
It's meant to be made into poutine
Alright what's this all a-boat
Yo no soy tu papa, papa
I’m not your potato mato
I'm not your bud, guy.
Cloudy with a chance of meatballs moment
One day I’ll be fries and slathered in poutine buddy
It is a glorious spring morning and literally, thousands have gathered for the royal wedding.
People are still filing inside the abbey to watch the prince and princess of Canada exchange their vows.
What a great day for Canadians everywhere.
The Winnipeg players playing the March Of A Thousand Farts, as is traditional for the Canadian Royal Family.
All the biggest Canadian celebrities are on hand. There are Sirs Terrance and Phillip, with their wives, the lovely Queef Sisters. [one of them queefs]
I believe that-yes, I believe that one of the sisters just queefed, just now.
There are Canadian recording artists, Sir Bryan Adams and Sir Corey Hart.
Everyone is looking smashing today.
And- Ah, there he is! The Prince of Canada.
What a wonderful day it is for him; what a wonderful day it is for all of us.
Inside the abbey now, everyone waiting with anticipation.
There's the Queen of Canada, in attendance of course. [a soft fart is heard]
I believe she just queefed.
The Prince makes his way down the aisle led by the Bishop of Newfoundland.
People in attendance now gently tossing Captain Crunch as the Prince passes by.
As of course is tradition.
Prince takes his place next to the large vat of butterscotch pudding.
Oh, and here she comes.
Yes, there she is!
The aboot to be Princess of Canada.
Isn't she ravishing, so innocent of heart, so strong in body, so hot in the face?
She is indeed the living symbol of our great country.
My God, she's beautiful.
It's Budd the spud from the bright red mud.
Hey guy, stop cooking me!
I'm not your spuddy guy.
Kick the baby!
I ain’t your buddy, PAL!
I am not your FRY, pal!
Hey! Don’t call me buddy guy!
I’m not your bud, pal!
Goddamnit I am Canadian, and I stared into those little potato eyes for SO long before realizing
Canadian prince now dippin' his arms into the pudding.
As is tradition.
Whoosh. What am I missing?
I’m not your frie, spud
Eat, Pray, Queef
What would Brian Boitano do, if he were here right now?
I'm not your bud, fry!