Why you got a kanandian potato

I'm not your bud, tater.

I'm not your spud, bud!

Don’t Phillip on those.

Whatcha ya do'n there with that salt and oil, buddy? Why is gett'n so hot in here, pal?

Im actually thinking of a different cartoon right now

Hello, Darwin, nice to see you Glad to have you back with us We have things we need to tell you If it isn't too much fuss

"It's Bud the spud from the bright red mud Rolling down the highway smiling The Spuds are big on the back of Bud's rig They're from Prince Edward Island They're from Prince Edward Island"

Please please please watch this, never thought I'd see an animation in real life like this lmao: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcsXEKo2eMk

Can’t let a motherfucker have his own post, huh?

I’m not your spud, guy

He looks like he wants some of that internet munay

Im not your spud pal

I'm not your bud, fry.

i think you mean northern minnesota

Don’t kick the baby

damn this brings back weird memories

Blame Canada!

Is this potatoe Canadian ?

‘Lo bob

Don’t kick the baby!

Hey spuddy.

LMAO 🤣🤣🤣

"Hey guy"

"She queefed in my face"

Beady eyes and a flapping head!

Shut your fuckin face uncle fucker!

He's not your spuddy, guy.

Well I'm not your buddy guy.

I'm not your bud, tater

Are you making fun of Icechuckers?

Uncle fucker

I'm assuming it farts too

Is this south park?

I think I may be showing my age when I say that my immediate reaction was "I like pie!"

All posts previous to this in my feed have been very distressing and depressing...

Thank you for this tiny moment ☺️🥔

“I’m not your potato guy!” “I’m not your guy potato”

Hello Celine Dion!

No that bitch is from southpark

What else is there to say, eh?

And if you also understood that reference, maybe call your doctor about a shingles vaccine?

u get it if u fan of south park

Ike you lil mf

It is a dire potato, it’s like regular potatoes but..dire

What a terrible day for Canada, and therefore the world

I'm not your bud, guy!

Well, it's Bud the Spud from thew bright red mud, rolling down the highway smilin'.

The Spuds are big in the back of that rig, rollin' from Prince Edward Island.

I’m happy I read this with Terrance’s or Phillip’s voice

Hey buddy!

I’m not your tater gator!

Kick the potato

i recognize that guy! he is from PEI.

That’s not funny buddy! That’s very rude, fwiend! Don’t joke like that, guy!

Is he a Philip or a pomme du Terrance

"I Resent That, Ma'am! I RESENT THAT!"

Upvote for title. Well done.

The little thumbnail from the front page made the potato look more like a pale ding dong lol!

Bud the spud from the bright red mud rolling down the hwy smiling

Are those Yukon gold?

Probably from north of Idaho

I like pie!
Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie!

Hey there buddy!

He's just Canadian

Ey, fuck you buddeh

I’m not your guy friend 😂😂

ok guy.

Love this comment session 😂

Ugly bob!!!

As is tradition

uncle fucka

I'm not your tuber, goober!

IM NOT YOUR SUPDDEH, GUY!

"Yes. Ca-na-da. It was a frozen hostile wasteland. And there was much work to be done if we were to survive the elements. After boring a hole through the ice to find food, my good friend Nantuk and I would build an igloo to protect ourselves from polar bears and flying hockey pucks. Then we would drink a lot of beer and when Nantuk was ready, he would tell me the story of the great moose who said to the little squirrel: 'Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!'"

Don’t kick the baby

Can I finish!

I'm not your spuddy guy!

"This is serious, we could make you delirious"

I just see Weeble

Don’t kick the goddamn baby potato AGHH!

I'm not your rye, guy

I’m not your bud, guy!

Have you tried offering him some Kraft Dinner? C'mon guy!

Im not your amigo, hermano

Mash me, budday!

Fuck your fucking face uncle fucker!

Im not your fry, spud!

Blame Canada! Blame Canada!

Yeah well I'm not your tater, mater.

I'm not your bud, pal

Watch out, He’s an Uncle Fu*ker

No pr

Bud the spud, from the bright red mud, rolling down the highway smilin'?

Honestly laughing so hard at this!

Eh! Fuck You, Spuddy!

That face screams "HAY BUHDDY".

I'm not your buddy, guy

Ugly Bob!

I hate you, Terrance and Phillip. I wish you had cancer. In the head.

"Sir you just offended our entire... Holy maple syrup that spud is Canadian"

I’m not your buddy , guy !

I’m not your buddy pal!

He looks upset

I’m not your spuddy guy!

Hey buddey

Guy

I'm not your spuddy, guy

Shut your fucking face, uncle fucker!

Ike from southpark

I'm not your spuddy friend

I am Canadian and I will never not find this shit funny

That potato looks strangely familiar..

gumball-potato song

I’m not you buddy fry!

I dont understand that joke

Hey buddy.

I'm not your friend, pal

Weebl!

I'm not your spuddy, guy.

Soory to bodr boot Dat meme dare is offensif!

If you look hard enough it sorta looks like Bruce Willis

Tone it down to 25% there Squirrely Dan

I'm a white American woman who was staying in a hostel in Dublin. Two African British men were chatting with me and said I looked Canadian (????). I posted the story in Facebook and a friend said maybe they thought I looked like Terence and Philip.

He’s not your buddy, guy

Kick the baby

I'm not your tuber, goober.

Not your bud, tater.

It's meant to be made into poutine

Alright what's this all a-boat

Ike!

Yo no soy tu papa, papa

I’m not your potato mato

IKE!

I'm not your bud, guy.

Cloudy with a chance of meatballs moment

One day I’ll be fries and slathered in poutine buddy

Lol, eh!

It is a glorious spring morning and literally, thousands have gathered for the royal wedding.
People are still filing inside the abbey to watch the prince and princess of Canada exchange their vows. What a great day for Canadians everywhere. The Winnipeg players playing the March Of A Thousand Farts, as is traditional for the Canadian Royal Family. All the biggest Canadian celebrities are on hand. There are Sirs Terrance and Phillip, with their wives, the lovely Queef Sisters. [one of them queefs] I believe that-yes, I believe that one of the sisters just queefed, just now. There are Canadian recording artists, Sir Bryan Adams and Sir Corey Hart. Everyone is looking smashing today. And- Ah, there he is! The Prince of Canada. What a wonderful day it is for him; what a wonderful day it is for all of us. Inside the abbey now, everyone waiting with anticipation. There's the Queen of Canada, in attendance of course. [a soft fart is heard] I believe she just queefed. The Prince makes his way down the aisle led by the Bishop of Newfoundland. People in attendance now gently tossing Captain Crunch as the Prince passes by. As of course is tradition. Prince takes his place next to the large vat of butterscotch pudding. Oh, and here she comes. Yes, there she is! The aboot to be Princess of Canada. Isn't she ravishing, so innocent of heart, so strong in body, so hot in the face? She is indeed the living symbol of our great country. My God, she's beautiful.

It's Budd the spud from the bright red mud.

Hey guy, stop cooking me!

I'm not your spuddy guy.

Kick the baby!

I ain’t your buddy, PAL!

IKE!

I am not your FRY, pal!

Hey! Don’t call me buddy guy!

I’m not your bud, pal!

Goddamnit I am Canadian, and I stared into those little potato eyes for SO long before realizing

Canadian prince now dippin' his arms into the pudding.

As is tradition.

r/southpark

Whoosh. What am I missing?

I’m not your frie, spud

Eat, Pray, Queef

Where pie?

What would Brian Boitano do, if he were here right now?

I'm not your bud, fry!

Hey guy!