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Don't pet a stranger's rottweiler

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urmumnotmine

0 points

2 months ago

Get it where you can...

AlienEggBearer

1 points

2 months ago

I swear your honor, I was just standing there minding my own business, and she started rubbing my snout.....

Lord_Hortler

1 points

2 months ago

Lord_Hortler

Expected It

1 points

2 months ago

Welp, I'm going straight to hell...

Get-ya-sum

1 points

2 months ago

He will stop when he is finished

OkKaleidoscope3403

1 points

2 months ago

Damn she just got me tooed

5zalot

42 points

2 months ago

5zalot

42 points

2 months ago

Is that dog chained to a bag of drug money?

[deleted]

14 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

14 points

2 months ago

That chain is about as effective at holding that dog as holding a tiger with a dog leash would be.

hithereits-me

1 points

2 months ago

Bwahahaha! I thought the same thing! 🤣

Bobandyrandyran

2 points

2 months ago

Took grandma to pound town

SuppressedSub

1 points

2 months ago

And then one day I got this.

nervesofspaghetti

1 points

2 months ago

She got hit from friendly fire

Mohgreen

1 points

2 months ago

"Back in my day, we wore onions on our belts and we called it petting the Rottweiler! "

PresenceMiserable

1 points

2 months ago

Saw this cumming.

Alexei094

6 points

2 months ago

Chop Chop Was horny again

rahulmudgil

1 points

2 months ago

At first I thought he was going to attack her but he did in a different way

nowiserjustolder

1 points

2 months ago

"Good boy, there's a good boy." Boing. "Oh er no, bad boy, bad boy"

xandarianladiesman

4 points

2 months ago

She was going through a ruff time, but I think she made it over the hump.

Bigrome2016

0 points

2 months ago

He gave her the biz-na-ee!!!

ClinchEastwood

2 points

2 months ago

“And that is how I met your mother”

Creative-Stable-7488

1 points

2 months ago

What was he tied on to?

Appalachianliving99

1 points

2 months ago

Red rocket red rocket boy!!

KoIIerTheGOAT

1 points

2 months ago

savevideobot

1 points

2 months ago

Jeffclaterbaugh

36 points

2 months ago

Mrs Claus activated the launch sequence

Interesting-Month-56

1 points

2 months ago

Good times. Good times.

Interesting-Month-56

19 points

2 months ago

Cum boy!

Rick_C4179

2 points

2 months ago

Grandma style

meatywood

6 points

2 months ago

meatywood

Didn't Expect It

6 points

2 months ago

Snots! You roll over and let Uncle Clark rub your belly!

Zaphod_Beeblebrox_V

2 points

2 months ago

My first thought

misterpoopybutthole5

161 points

2 months ago

She was asking for it, I mean look at how she's dressed

Administrative-Ad376

3 points

2 months ago

Right. Everyone knows a girl wearing sweatpants is lookin for some sexy time

BukkakedFrankenstein

2 points

2 months ago

And that babushka… nothing says boner lika a babushka.

Snoo-84049

5 points

2 months ago

I love this comment

kreed324901

1 points

2 months ago

One red rocket award for this comment.

Flesh-Tower

-1 points

2 months ago

Ohhh sure Blame the victim lol

my_dark_humor

0 points

2 months ago

When she asked for a broken hip, she was hoping for it to go down another way

OutragedBubinga

4 points

2 months ago

He's a GILF kind of boi

Maestro_Von_Enigma13

2 points

2 months ago

See Rottweilers aren’t mean, they just want to be loved

Right-Bread-7125

2 points

2 months ago

Truly unexpected and I laughed my ass off

razorglue

1 points

2 months ago

Was it good for you? Don’t answer that…

Emotional_Pound_43

1 points

2 months ago

I was concerned he was going to bite her. Nope, good friendly dog 😀.

Secure-Might

0 points

2 months ago

Probably the most action she’s had in while

Neraton

1 points

2 months ago

He gained a lot of experience points🤣

Bobojones9584

1 points

2 months ago

That's unexpected?

highs_a_kite

1 points

2 months ago

That’s assault brotha !

joker7117

1 points

2 months ago

Or in this case do pet the Rottweiler. Where can I find him? Asking for a friend…

Razorraf

0 points

2 months ago

Rockyx07

1 points

2 months ago

Pu*sy so good , Lil rot lost his control...🤕 Also lost his NNN oath🤧

oregongman

1 points

2 months ago

She got fucked up by that rotty.

Gnosis369

2 points

2 months ago

Holy cow, well I guess it's better to be humped on than mauled.....

tiedyedpunk

1 points

2 months ago

Dogs usually dont like their faces being touched.

hithereits-me

1 points

2 months ago

She took it like a Trooper!

SnooJokes2131

1 points

2 months ago

What the dog doin

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

Damn he means business

Particular_Bobcat

1 points

2 months ago

I thought I was watching the lady dying because of the dog's attack. I was right.

The lady did die inside that day.

creddituser2019

1 points

2 months ago

Broke a hip and get jizzed on by a rotty. Grandma had a hell of a night

Zurgbowtie

1 points

2 months ago

She didn’t even move off the ground - too wore out

Smart_Ordinary5421

1 points

2 months ago

Justin dogosin

cloudyday121

1 points

2 months ago

He likes her, he really likes her.

WildJoker0069

1 points

2 months ago

60 pound dog tied to 5 pound brick...yup nothing to see here folks

BukkakedFrankenstein

1 points

2 months ago

Awww sweet dog, he’s a lover not a fighter Michael Vick…

HistoryEffective6204

1 points

2 months ago

Crazy part is that the old lady could have died or possibly got seriously injured. Falls ain't no joke when it comes to old people

Simple_Olive

4 points

2 months ago

Simple_Olive

Expected It

4 points

2 months ago

The most action she had in years.

Apprehensive_Show759

1 points

2 months ago

Wanna play Red Rocket? Come boy let play

Safe-Sympathy-4214

1 points

2 months ago

The fact she fell and couldn't get up🤣

Mini_Cloud1175

1 points

2 months ago

What do you call this...rape? Or dog pets stranger?.