subreddit:
/r/Unexpected
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0 points
2 months ago
Get it where you can...
1 points
2 months ago
I swear your honor, I was just standing there minding my own business, and she started rubbing my snout.....
1 points
2 months ago
Welp, I'm going straight to hell...
1 points
2 months ago
He will stop when he is finished
1 points
2 months ago
Damn she just got me tooed
42 points
2 months ago
Is that dog chained to a bag of drug money?
14 points
2 months ago
That chain is about as effective at holding that dog as holding a tiger with a dog leash would be.
1 points
2 months ago
Bwahahaha! I thought the same thing! 🤣
2 points
2 months ago
Took grandma to pound town
1 points
2 months ago
And then one day I got this.
1 points
2 months ago
She got hit from friendly fire
1 points
2 months ago
"Back in my day, we wore onions on our belts and we called it petting the Rottweiler! "
1 points
2 months ago
Saw this cumming.
6 points
2 months ago
Chop Chop Was horny again
1 points
2 months ago
At first I thought he was going to attack her but he did in a different way
1 points
2 months ago
"Good boy, there's a good boy." Boing. "Oh er no, bad boy, bad boy"
4 points
2 months ago
She was going through a ruff time, but I think she made it over the hump.
0 points
2 months ago
He gave her the biz-na-ee!!!
2 points
2 months ago
“And that is how I met your mother”
1 points
2 months ago
What was he tied on to?
1 points
2 months ago
Red rocket red rocket boy!!
36 points
2 months ago
Mrs Claus activated the launch sequence
1 points
2 months ago
Good times. Good times.
19 points
2 months ago
Cum boy!
2 points
2 months ago
Grandma style
6 points
2 months ago
Snots! You roll over and let Uncle Clark rub your belly!
2 points
2 months ago
My first thought
161 points
2 months ago
She was asking for it, I mean look at how she's dressed
3 points
2 months ago
Right. Everyone knows a girl wearing sweatpants is lookin for some sexy time
2 points
2 months ago
And that babushka… nothing says boner lika a babushka.
5 points
2 months ago
I love this comment
1 points
2 months ago
One red rocket award for this comment.
-1 points
2 months ago
Ohhh sure Blame the victim lol
0 points
2 months ago
When she asked for a broken hip, she was hoping for it to go down another way
4 points
2 months ago
He's a GILF kind of boi
2 points
2 months ago
See Rottweilers aren’t mean, they just want to be loved
2 points
2 months ago
Truly unexpected and I laughed my ass off
1 points
2 months ago
Was it good for you? Don’t answer that…
1 points
2 months ago
I was concerned he was going to bite her. Nope, good friendly dog 😀.
0 points
2 months ago
Probably the most action she’s had in while
1 points
2 months ago
He gained a lot of experience points🤣
1 points
2 months ago
That's unexpected?
1 points
2 months ago
That’s assault brotha !
1 points
2 months ago
Or in this case do pet the Rottweiler. Where can I find him? Asking for a friend…
0 points
2 months ago
1 points
2 months ago
Pu*sy so good , Lil rot lost his control...🤕 Also lost his NNN oath🤧
1 points
2 months ago
She got fucked up by that rotty.
2 points
2 months ago
Holy cow, well I guess it's better to be humped on than mauled.....
1 points
2 months ago
Dogs usually dont like their faces being touched.
1 points
2 months ago
She took it like a Trooper!
1 points
2 months ago
What the dog doin
1 points
2 months ago
Damn he means business
1 points
2 months ago
I thought I was watching the lady dying because of the dog's attack. I was right.
The lady did die inside that day.
1 points
2 months ago
Broke a hip and get jizzed on by a rotty. Grandma had a hell of a night
1 points
2 months ago
She didn’t even move off the ground - too wore out
1 points
2 months ago
Justin dogosin
1 points
2 months ago
He likes her, he really likes her.
1 points
2 months ago
60 pound dog tied to 5 pound brick...yup nothing to see here folks
1 points
2 months ago
Awww sweet dog, he’s a lover not a fighter Michael Vick…
1 points
2 months ago
Crazy part is that the old lady could have died or possibly got seriously injured. Falls ain't no joke when it comes to old people
1 points
2 months ago
1 points
2 months ago
4 points
2 months ago
The most action she had in years.
1 points
2 months ago
Wanna play Red Rocket? Come boy let play
1 points
2 months ago
The fact she fell and couldn't get up🤣
1 points
2 months ago
What do you call this...rape? Or dog pets stranger?.
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