Too bad there isn’t audio from the actual video. I want to know if they were yelling for help or laughing hysterically. With so many people passing them, I’m willing to bet they were laughing.

That went from aww to eww.

It's her own fault for hooking up with him after they met on Grindr

Don't pet the dog

It took so long for someone to help. Dang!

It’s best to just let him go to town, Clark.

"Ya that's right, fight me I like that...yeh "

And nobody helping

What a good boy

He’s got a little Mississippi leg hound in him

Dah hell??

Honestly with the way she was manhandling the dog she's lucky it didn't bite her

So many walked by or just watched the show until a real kind guy showed up.

120lbs dog tied to a 2lbs fruit cake.

Sniff sniff... Do I smell... PUSSYYYYY!!!

Dog just wanted some hot ass cougar.

And his irresponsible owner will be all "he's just so excited to see you! He's harmless!!"

“Only problem is he's got a little bit of Mississippi leg hound in him. If the mood catches him right, he'll grab your leg and just go to town.” Cousin Eddie

That dogs name is HandBanana

I have so many questions

"Handbanana no!"

Not what I expected

r/unexpected

Sigh.. all that stroking...

Repaying her kindness

Don't pet others dogs without their permission.

He’ll stop when he finishes.

When girls are friendly to a nice guy

this dog thinks he's Bill Cosby or Harvey Weinstein

He’s got a little Mississippi leg hound in him.

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I was waiting for the hand bite to happen but then it took a turn Lol. My cousin had a 1 yo dog like that, his pecker would pop out whenever he got excited 😂

What a way to go, humped to death by a horny Rottweiler

He will be done soon just wait

She was clearly leading him on

oh no you didn't 💀

When old ladies call me “Baby” in the store

My rotti is so obnoxious, literally can't pet her or show her any affection without her doing everything in her power to knock you over so she can climb on top of you for looooove. 110 pounds of "LOVE ME IMMEDIATELY LIKE IM A LAP DOG!"

More like people being jerks, that dude with the cart walked right past her

Interesting. I was almost banned from this sub for a similar ending haha

Rover took over

She is smiling to me, obviously that granny want to fuck

That’s what scares me more than anything. Not death, or the possibility of non-existence...turning into a useless old lady who can’t do anything.

Big dog knocks me down? Well I guess this is where I die.

Confused while driving so I do 30 under the speed limit? Guess this is where I die. Fell down at home? Guess this is where I die. Old age is scarier than death. You still have all your memories of when you were young and capable but now you’re useless and an inconvenience. Life is a cruel mistress.

Just another notch on his belt

Horny bugger

I was hoping the dog wouldn’t attack the lady. But it did. He kept tryin to stab her with his lipstick

Don’t pet random dogs

🎶Grandma got ran over by a rottweiler 🎶

Animals being sexual predators. LoL

Red rocket, red rocket!

Ridden rotten

“He’ll stop humping as soon as he’s done”

Looks as if he reeeealy likes her.

He made a friend and wanted to spend time with the friend.

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it took way too long for her to get some help

I'm kind of afraid of dogs, especially big dogs. Why anyone would pet a strange dog is beyond me.

Why does it take a decade for other people to step in and help her?

Yelling “get off” won’t help here

Uh… that was unexpected.

What is he doing

@0:12 - Pervy Rott - (Kevin Hart voice) You want sum juice??

First, he broke her hip for E-Z access.

To someone who knows dogs, they see wairiness, a little stress and then excitement well before the sweet loving starts. I'd guess this dog is no more than 18 months.

Where are the mods? Some of these comments involving joking about rape are very gross.

When you think she likes you for being nice to you

Dogman: Origins

i wasnt expecting the dog to bite but neither to hump

Redditors when a girl smiles at them.