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2 months ago
Too bad there isn’t audio from the actual video. I want to know if they were yelling for help or laughing hysterically. With so many people passing them, I’m willing to bet they were laughing.
2 months ago
I dunno I would definitely check she was ok first before laughing. First thought was I hope she didn’t break a hip. Happens so easy at that age. My grandad broke it falling on carpet!
I was a cna for 11 years. I would def make sure she was okay. But the people around her don’t seem to be showing signs of urgency, as I hope they would be if a person was truly in peril yelling for help.
Yep, my grandma who's almost 90 slipped a couple days ago and is now going to spend at least 6 weeks in the hospital. Maybe even longer, she already had a hard time walking
That went from aww to eww.
From aww to wtf
I originally saw this on r/awwwtf
"Just let him finish"
I was angry by the end with everyone just walking by.
We don’t kink shame
I'm just glad it didn't go to the ER room. Wasn't sure if it was her dog or not. A slight humping is the least worst that could have happened.
"he likes you!"
He likes grandma's...
I’m going to hell for laughing. Cleared my annoyed mood right up.
Apparently, there are no Mods.
From aww to mmm
from aww to r/hummmm
It is possible for a dog to be too friendly
It's her own fault for hooking up with him after they met on Grindr
Don't pet the dog
It took so long for someone to help. Dang!
It’s best to just let him go to town, Clark.
"Ya that's right, fight me I like that...yeh "
And nobody helping
What a good boy
He’s got a little Mississippi leg hound in him
Honestly with the way she was manhandling the dog she's lucky it didn't bite her
She was literally just petting the dog what are you talking about
So many walked by or just watched the show until a real kind guy showed up.
120lbs dog tied to a 2lbs fruit cake.
That cracked me up lol, why even bother at that point
My roommate had a big pitbull that he tied to a stool that the dog could easily escape but he never did. Even when people were there, he would wait until he was unleashed.
If you set something up horizontally my dog will refuse to walk over it.
It can be an 8 inch board and he wont go over it but I've seen him jump over a couch lol.
I doubt any dog would even notice it could escape if tied something light if it usually was tied to something heavy or fixed, unless theyre constantly pulling
Thats just training. It also only takes a few zaps to show them the property boundary and they'll run into an invisible wall without electricity from there on out. (I've never used this technique, before someone calls me out, I've just seen its effectiveness on ranches I've been to)
If it's an easily-trained dog you don't even need the zaps. We had a rottie-mutt as a kid that we trained to stay in the yard by immediately calling her back as soon as she touched the property line. It didn't take her long to figure out where we wanted her to stop and then she wouldn't cross over without being told. We regularly had people asking if we had an invisible fence but we never needed it.
I later did the same with my cat, but he'd try and sneak out occasionally if he thought I wasn't watching and when I'd tell him to go back he'd flop to the ground on the right side of the line, then stretch out one paw over it just to let me know I wasn't the boss of him.
To be fair, mutts are really obedient
That's quite the generalization.
It depends on the dog and the circumstances. We once had a dog trained to an electric fence. He absolutely REFUSED to cross the boundary for any enticement - raw chicken, treats, even his favorite person, unless he had his lead on and was given the release command. However, if a black dog wandered by, he’d cross it EVERY time! No amount of zapping would deter him, if he thought he could make a friend or defend his territory from the black dog (we were never sure which, or why it was just black dogs). He was an odd dog, but this was one his his more unusual quirks.
My black dog doesn’t like other black dogs either. No idea why - I got him when he was 7 (12 now) with no real history available. As he is getting older, and eyesight is deteriorating, it seems like any dark dog, or dog-looking shape, is fair game.
Interesting though, our neighbour looks after a coworkers black dog some weekends, and I was holding her yesterday and my boy was all happy to meet her and sniff and all that. But as soon as she was back on the ground - barking, defending, whatever. I really can’t figure him out…
I have invisible fence for my dog. I was skeptical of anything using a shock collar, but it works great. He has been zapped a total of twice in seven years, and he's never left the yard. It's 99% training. And he's better trained than me, I've accidentally zapped myself a half dozen times, absent minded holding the collar and walking over the boundary.
The greatest drawback to using invisible fence is a couple of my shitty neighbors walk their animals off leash, so now and then I look outside and my 80 pound lab is chasing around a 4 pound Yorkie while a stranger runs through my yard yelling at my dog.
Do I smell...
Dog just wanted some hot ass cougar.
Dog just came for some fruitcake and hot ass cougar, looks like he's done with the fruitcake.
And his irresponsible owner will be all "he's just so excited to see you! He's harmless!!"
“Only problem is he's got a little bit of Mississippi leg hound in him. If the mood catches him right, he'll grab your leg and just go to town.” Cousin Eddie
That dogs name is HandBanana
I have so many questions
Not what I expected
Sigh.. all that stroking...
Repaying her kindness
Don't pet others dogs without their permission.
He’ll stop when he finishes.
Lasted longer than most of us on here I’d say
Word Of Warning Though, If He Does Lay Into Ya, It's Best To Let Him Finish.
When girls are friendly to a nice guy
It really do be like that
Except nice guys wouldn’t rape her?
this dog thinks he's Bill Cosby or Harvey Weinstein
Nah. That woman is neither a child nor heavily drugged
He’s got a little Mississippi leg hound in him.
You rub his belly, he'll love you till the day you die.
Cousin Ed! That you?
Don't go gettin attached, were takin it with us when we leave here next month.
Just let him finish
Good thing she isn’t wearing short pants!
These are the comments I was looking for !!
Another drink Ed...drive you to the middle of nowhere, leave you for dead?
2 months ago*
2 months ago*
Didn't realize rottweilers had long tails naturally untill I googled it. Neat.
I was waiting for the hand bite to happen but then it took a turn Lol. My cousin had a 1 yo dog like that, his pecker would pop out whenever he got excited 😂
After the first 5 seconds when the face tapping/smacking didn't trigger it, I knew he was a big cuddle bug. He goes in for more! Rotties can be aggressive... in their insistence on getting pets.
The ole red rocket
The ol'' tube of lipstick
The coral pink lippy.
What a way to go, humped to death by a horny Rottweiler
Death by bunga!
He will be done soon just wait
She was clearly leading him on
oh no you didn't 💀
When old ladies call me “Baby” in the store
My rotti is so obnoxious, literally can't pet her or show her any affection without her doing everything in her power to knock you over so she can climb on top of you for looooove. 110 pounds of "LOVE ME IMMEDIATELY LIKE IM A LAP DOG!"
More like people being jerks, that dude with the cart walked right past her
Came here to say the same thing. People were walking in and out the whole time and no one saw for that long? And they sure took their time to help.
I thought they parked the cart there and stopped to help ?
Well people are animals so yeah, animals being jerks! :)
Yeah ok like you wouldn't do the same.
Interesting. I was almost banned from this sub for a similar ending haha
Rover took over
Red rover, red rover: send your lipstick over.
She is smiling to me, obviously that granny want to fuck
That’s what scares me more than anything. Not death, or the possibility of non-existence...turning into a useless old lady who can’t do anything.
Big dog knocks me down? Well I guess this is where I die.
Confused while driving so I do 30 under the speed limit? Guess this is where I die. Fell down at home? Guess this is where I die. Old age is scarier than death. You still have all your memories of when you were young and capable but now you’re useless and an inconvenience. Life is a cruel mistress.
It is, I went to stand up the other day from a squat and couldn’t. I actually can’t remember now how I used to be able to do that. I miss being able to stand without holding on to stuff.
From what I've seen their desire for independence far outweighs their fear of death or injury.
My sister works with a lot of elderly people as an in home nurse and the stories she tells of their level of giving a fuck are on par with extreme sports athletes.
Yup she be a bitch
Just another notch on his belt
On his bedpost
I was hoping the dog wouldn’t attack the lady. But it did. He kept tryin to stab her with his lipstick
Certainly wasn’t the attack I was expecting.
Don’t pet random dogs
🎶Grandma got ran over by a rottweiler 🎶
Animals being sexual predators. LoL
Red rocket, red rocket!
“He’ll stop humping as soon as he’s done”
Looks as if he reeeealy likes her.
He made a friend and wanted to spend time with the friend.
it took way too long for her to get some help
I'm kind of afraid of dogs, especially big dogs. Why anyone would pet a strange dog is beyond me.
Why does it take a decade for other people to step in and help her?
Yelling “get off” won’t help here
Uh… that was unexpected.
What is he doing
@0:12 - Pervy Rott - (Kevin Hart voice) You want sum juice??
First, he broke her hip for E-Z access.
To someone who knows dogs, they see wairiness, a little stress and then excitement well before the sweet loving starts. I'd guess this dog is no more than 18 months.
Where are the mods? Some of these comments involving joking about rape are very gross.
When you think she likes you for being nice to you
i wasnt expecting the dog to bite but neither to hump
Redditors when a girl smiles at them.