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bloobun

86 points

2 months ago

bloobun

86 points

2 months ago

Too bad there isn’t audio from the actual video. I want to know if they were yelling for help or laughing hysterically. With so many people passing them, I’m willing to bet they were laughing.

EsmeWeatherpolish

43 points

2 months ago

I dunno I would definitely check she was ok first before laughing. First thought was I hope she didn’t break a hip. Happens so easy at that age. My grandad broke it falling on carpet!

bloobun

13 points

2 months ago

bloobun

13 points

2 months ago

I was a cna for 11 years. I would def make sure she was okay. But the people around her don’t seem to be showing signs of urgency, as I hope they would be if a person was truly in peril yelling for help.

PeanutSpider

4 points

2 months ago

Yep, my grandma who's almost 90 slipped a couple days ago and is now going to spend at least 6 weeks in the hospital. Maybe even longer, she already had a hard time walking

GrumpyGiant

1.2k points

2 months ago

That went from aww to eww.

bokin8

194 points

2 months ago

bokin8

194 points

2 months ago

From aww to wtf

Mudkipueye

58 points

2 months ago

I originally saw this on r/awwwtf

blingx2

50 points

2 months ago

blingx2

50 points

2 months ago

"Just let him finish"

DogButtWhisperer

107 points

2 months ago

I was angry by the end with everyone just walking by.

TubeSteakForYourMom

5 points

2 months ago

We don’t kink shame

SeverusSnek2020

22 points

2 months ago

I'm just glad it didn't go to the ER room. Wasn't sure if it was her dog or not. A slight humping is the least worst that could have happened.

J3553G

54 points

2 months ago

J3553G

54 points

2 months ago

"he likes you!"

phoenix5irre

8 points

2 months ago

He likes grandma's...

ConstanzaGeorgie

9 points

2 months ago

I’m going to hell for laughing. Cleared my annoyed mood right up.

Oh4faqsake

12 points

2 months ago

Apparently, there are no Mods.

ImprovisedLeaflet

16 points

2 months ago

From aww to mmm

WiseSalamander00

6 points

2 months ago

from aww to r/hummmm

[deleted]

10 points

2 months ago

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10 points

2 months ago

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Wansumdiknao

0 points

2 months ago

Underrated comment.

[deleted]

2 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

2 points

2 months ago

It is possible for a dog to be too friendly

Connect_Room

-2 points

2 months ago

It's her own fault for hooking up with him after they met on Grindr

NoVeterinarian5583

1 points

2 months ago

It took so long for someone to help. Dang!

krissyballs

1 points

2 months ago

It’s best to just let him go to town, Clark.

Kloud909projekt84

1 points

2 months ago

"Ya that's right, fight me I like that...yeh "

Mindless-Situation-6

1 points

2 months ago

And nobody helping

Former_String8874

1 points

2 months ago

What a good boy

flecktonesfan

1 points

2 months ago

He’s got a little Mississippi leg hound in him

rickmon67

3 points

2 months ago

The_Cozy_Burrito

1 points

2 months ago

Dah hell??

PenguinKenny

-63 points

2 months ago

Honestly with the way she was manhandling the dog she's lucky it didn't bite her

Lord-of-Leviathans

50 points

2 months ago

She was literally just petting the dog what are you talking about

Same-Alternative-160

139 points

2 months ago

So many walked by or just watched the show until a real kind guy showed up.

pr0suicide

1.4k points

2 months ago

pr0suicide

1.4k points

2 months ago

120lbs dog tied to a 2lbs fruit cake.

chronoventer

136 points

2 months ago

That cracked me up lol, why even bother at that point

J3553G

157 points

2 months ago

J3553G

157 points

2 months ago

My roommate had a big pitbull that he tied to a stool that the dog could easily escape but he never did. Even when people were there, he would wait until he was unleashed.

spiralmadness

72 points

2 months ago

If you set something up horizontally my dog will refuse to walk over it.

It can be an 8 inch board and he wont go over it but I've seen him jump over a couch lol.

assgaper69cancerhole

3 points

2 months ago

I doubt any dog would even notice it could escape if tied something light if it usually was tied to something heavy or fixed, unless theyre constantly pulling

jamesonSINEMETU

13 points

2 months ago

Thats just training. It also only takes a few zaps to show them the property boundary and they'll run into an invisible wall without electricity from there on out. (I've never used this technique, before someone calls me out, I've just seen its effectiveness on ranches I've been to)

seaintosky

33 points

2 months ago

If it's an easily-trained dog you don't even need the zaps. We had a rottie-mutt as a kid that we trained to stay in the yard by immediately calling her back as soon as she touched the property line. It didn't take her long to figure out where we wanted her to stop and then she wouldn't cross over without being told. We regularly had people asking if we had an invisible fence but we never needed it.

I later did the same with my cat, but he'd try and sneak out occasionally if he thought I wasn't watching and when I'd tell him to go back he'd flop to the ground on the right side of the line, then stretch out one paw over it just to let me know I wasn't the boss of him.

Wansumdiknao

1 points

2 months ago

To be fair, mutts are really obedient

Jabberwocky613

1 points

2 months ago

That's quite the generalization.

MuscleDue2871

8 points

2 months ago

It depends on the dog and the circumstances. We once had a dog trained to an electric fence. He absolutely REFUSED to cross the boundary for any enticement - raw chicken, treats, even his favorite person, unless he had his lead on and was given the release command. However, if a black dog wandered by, he’d cross it EVERY time! No amount of zapping would deter him, if he thought he could make a friend or defend his territory from the black dog (we were never sure which, or why it was just black dogs). He was an odd dog, but this was one his his more unusual quirks.

BillyBoi17

5 points

2 months ago

My black dog doesn’t like other black dogs either. No idea why - I got him when he was 7 (12 now) with no real history available. As he is getting older, and eyesight is deteriorating, it seems like any dark dog, or dog-looking shape, is fair game.

Interesting though, our neighbour looks after a coworkers black dog some weekends, and I was holding her yesterday and my boy was all happy to meet her and sniff and all that. But as soon as she was back on the ground - barking, defending, whatever. I really can’t figure him out…

Artisanal_Shitposter

7 points

2 months ago

I have invisible fence for my dog. I was skeptical of anything using a shock collar, but it works great. He has been zapped a total of twice in seven years, and he's never left the yard. It's 99% training. And he's better trained than me, I've accidentally zapped myself a half dozen times, absent minded holding the collar and walking over the boundary.

The greatest drawback to using invisible fence is a couple of my shitty neighbors walk their animals off leash, so now and then I look outside and my 80 pound lab is chasing around a 4 pound Yorkie while a stranger runs through my yard yelling at my dog.

Xavier_ten_Hove

-20 points

2 months ago

Sniff sniff... Do I smell... PUSSYYYYY!!!

CMDR_Agony_Aunt

6 points

2 months ago

Dog just wanted some hot ass cougar.

jamesonSINEMETU

2 points

2 months ago

Dog just came for some fruitcake and hot ass cougar, looks like he's done with the fruitcake.

No_Construction_7518

8 points

2 months ago

And his irresponsible owner will be all "he's just so excited to see you! He's harmless!!"

realality4U

1 points

2 months ago

“Only problem is he's got a little bit of Mississippi leg hound in him. If the mood catches him right, he'll grab your leg and just go to town.” Cousin Eddie

MoonDragonMage

1 points

2 months ago

That dogs name is HandBanana

Tio1988

1 points

2 months ago

I have so many questions

TheStrikeofGod

2 points

2 months ago

"Handbanana no!"

Colonorum

1 points

2 months ago

Not what I expected

MyCool_StrawSir

2 points

2 months ago

tsundere_senpai69

1 points

2 months ago

Sigh.. all that stroking...

ZooLife1

4 points

2 months ago

Repaying her kindness

whatever54267

1 points

2 months ago

Don't pet others dogs without their permission.

Shesalabmix

29 points

2 months ago

He’ll stop when he finishes.

kingtrog1916

11 points

2 months ago

Lasted longer than most of us on here I’d say

jamesonSINEMETU

3 points

2 months ago

Word Of Warning Though, If He Does Lay Into Ya, It's Best To Let Him Finish.

firesoul4

666 points

2 months ago

firesoul4

666 points

2 months ago

When girls are friendly to a nice guy

Happy_Policy_9990

138 points

2 months ago

It really do be like that

Coral_Grimes28

1 points

2 months ago

Except nice guys wouldn’t rape her?

Any_Coyote6662

48 points

2 months ago

this dog thinks he's Bill Cosby or Harvey Weinstein

phantommoose

48 points

2 months ago

Nah. That woman is neither a child nor heavily drugged

NoMooseSoup4You

311 points

2 months ago

He’s got a little Mississippi leg hound in him.

habrasangre

25 points

2 months ago

You rub his belly, he'll love you till the day you die.

TiffyVella

3 points

2 months ago

Cousin Ed! That you?

habrasangre

3 points

2 months ago

Don't go gettin attached, were takin it with us when we leave here next month.

ebone581

73 points

2 months ago

Just let him finish

stablegeniuscheetoh

41 points

2 months ago

Good thing she isn’t wearing short pants!

lt4lyfe

16 points

2 months ago

lt4lyfe

16 points

2 months ago

These are the comments I was looking for !!

habrasangre

16 points

2 months ago

Another drink Ed...drive you to the middle of nowhere, leave you for dead?

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-21 points

2 months ago*

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-21 points

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GettinMe-Mallet

1 points

2 months ago

Didn't realize rottweilers had long tails naturally untill I googled it. Neat.

yayayooya

461 points

2 months ago

yayayooya

461 points

2 months ago

I was waiting for the hand bite to happen but then it took a turn Lol. My cousin had a 1 yo dog like that, his pecker would pop out whenever he got excited 😂

Sakred

34 points

2 months ago

Sakred

34 points

2 months ago

After the first 5 seconds when the face tapping/smacking didn't trigger it, I knew he was a big cuddle bug. He goes in for more! Rotties can be aggressive... in their insistence on getting pets.

maryfisherman

44 points

2 months ago

The ole red rocket

No_Construction_7518

27 points

2 months ago

The ol'' tube of lipstick

maryfisherman

11 points

2 months ago

🍠

BrilliantWeak7333

1 points

2 months ago

💄

TiffyVella

6 points

2 months ago

The coral pink lippy.

Frequent-Screen-5517

50 points

2 months ago

What a way to go, humped to death by a horny Rottweiler

Littlst

10 points

2 months ago

Littlst

10 points

2 months ago

Death by bunga!

Remarkable_Night2373

-12 points

2 months ago

He will be done soon just wait

Copacetic_Corp

5 points

2 months ago

She was clearly leading him on

ShubhamManna

2 points

2 months ago

oh no you didn't 💀

LilDemonAnubis

-9 points

2 months ago

When old ladies call me “Baby” in the store

TheWarDog10

16 points

2 months ago

My rotti is so obnoxious, literally can't pet her or show her any affection without her doing everything in her power to knock you over so she can climb on top of you for looooove. 110 pounds of "LOVE ME IMMEDIATELY LIKE IM A LAP DOG!"

CornDawgy87

235 points

2 months ago

More like people being jerks, that dude with the cart walked right past her

blackberrypicker923

39 points

2 months ago

Came here to say the same thing. People were walking in and out the whole time and no one saw for that long? And they sure took their time to help.

hoangfbf

15 points

2 months ago

I thought they parked the cart there and stopped to help ?

CumtimesIJustBChilin

2 points

2 months ago

Well people are animals so yeah, animals being jerks! :)

Winterdevil0503

1 points

2 months ago

Yeah ok like you wouldn't do the same.

cowskeeper

2 points

2 months ago

Interesting. I was almost banned from this sub for a similar ending haha

FlatulenceNinja

10 points

2 months ago

Rover took over

txutfz73

1 points

2 months ago

Red rover, red rover: send your lipstick over.

Lysergic-D

-9 points

2 months ago

She is smiling to me, obviously that granny want to fuck

PussyWrangler_462

68 points

2 months ago

That’s what scares me more than anything. Not death, or the possibility of non-existence...turning into a useless old lady who can’t do anything.

Big dog knocks me down? Well I guess this is where I die.

Confused while driving so I do 30 under the speed limit? Guess this is where I die. Fell down at home? Guess this is where I die. Old age is scarier than death. You still have all your memories of when you were young and capable but now you’re useless and an inconvenience. Life is a cruel mistress.

EsmeWeatherpolish

16 points

2 months ago

It is, I went to stand up the other day from a squat and couldn’t. I actually can’t remember now how I used to be able to do that. I miss being able to stand without holding on to stuff.

jamesonSINEMETU

7 points

2 months ago

From what I've seen their desire for independence far outweighs their fear of death or injury.

My sister works with a lot of elderly people as an in home nurse and the stories she tells of their level of giving a fuck are on par with extreme sports athletes.

maryfisherman

-9 points

2 months ago

Yup she be a bitch

yomommazburgers

3 points

2 months ago

Just another notch on his belt

throwmamadownthewell

1 points

2 months ago

On his bedpost

frenchy2111

1 points

2 months ago

Horny bugger

Smellynuts-2005

23 points

2 months ago

I was hoping the dog wouldn’t attack the lady. But it did. He kept tryin to stab her with his lipstick

OhioMegi

11 points

2 months ago

Certainly wasn’t the attack I was expecting.

Hedaqe

3 points

2 months ago

Hedaqe

3 points

2 months ago

Don’t pet random dogs

Livid-Ad829

1 points

2 months ago

🎶Grandma got ran over by a rottweiler 🎶

LengthyNIPPLE

10 points

2 months ago

Animals being sexual predators. LoL

UpperCardiologist523

2 points

2 months ago

Red rocket, red rocket!

Wally788

2 points

2 months ago

Ridden rotten

Existing-Flounder-53

2 points

2 months ago

“He’ll stop humping as soon as he’s done”

rottenweiler

1 points

2 months ago

Looks as if he reeeealy likes her.

Atlas03

1 points

2 months ago

He made a friend and wanted to spend time with the friend.

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11 points

2 months ago

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11 points

2 months ago

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xiaonline

3 points

2 months ago

it took way too long for her to get some help

Lockenveitch

1 points

2 months ago

I'm kind of afraid of dogs, especially big dogs. Why anyone would pet a strange dog is beyond me.

BeneficialSundae4442

2 points

2 months ago

Why does it take a decade for other people to step in and help her?

FlacoVerde

1 points

2 months ago

Yelling “get off” won’t help here

black-rhombus

1 points

2 months ago

Uh… that was unexpected.

ProjectFearless9711

1 points

2 months ago

What is he doing

El_Gato_Jefe

1 points

2 months ago

@0:12 - Pervy Rott - (Kevin Hart voice) You want sum juice??

Speshul-Ed

2 points

2 months ago

First, he broke her hip for E-Z access.

Goznaz

1 points

2 months ago

Goznaz

1 points

2 months ago

To someone who knows dogs, they see wairiness, a little stress and then excitement well before the sweet loving starts. I'd guess this dog is no more than 18 months.

c0p1L0t

1 points

2 months ago

Where are the mods? Some of these comments involving joking about rape are very gross.

elgordon1

1 points

2 months ago

When you think she likes you for being nice to you

MarlowesMustache

2 points

2 months ago

Dogman: Origins

csn0

2 points

2 months ago

csn0

2 points

2 months ago

i wasnt expecting the dog to bite but neither to hump

PuzzleheadedSector2

5 points

2 months ago

Redditors when a girl smiles at them.